football twens, how are you so cute

[lobelia321]

Football pretties, how are you so awesome cute?

My darling sons football bunnies are so young, it melts my heart. Blutjung, as I would say in German. Especially Cristiano Ronaldo who is only 21, oh the cuteness. Kaká is a veteran!baby at 24.

And being young, they are enthusiastic and idealistic and into charitable ventures. They could be my students! In fact, as I found out two minutes ago, Kaká's dad is a university professor. (omg, he could be an art historian... well, yes, bloody unlikely but still! His dad is my colleague!!)

*eyes own son who could be the next Kaká* (See earlier post about Mother Maries or Mary Mothers.)



Here we have Kaká being involved in the United Nations World Food Programme:


And here is swoonbaby Cristiano Ronaldo in Indonesia whence he flew to donate moneys to tsunami victims, auctioning off his kit and so forth:




I swoon over that profile. I have always loved profiles; profiles are slashy because they imply an interlocutor and a third person; they imply narrative; they imply sex. *gets carried away*

My fandom is everywhere!
T'son has an entire album full of footballer stickers. He collects my cuties! Posters of my bunnies adorn the walls of supermarkets and cafés. T-shirts with my darlings' name on them are for sale in sports shops. Websites and you.tube videos abound. They get discussed on the radio as I stack the dishwasher. Grown men giggle when they mention their names! This, even more than Orli rps, is bounty.

Plus it's weird. The entire world has gone slashy. *slithers in the slath*

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[blankversesfic.livejournal.com]

I love when the whole world goes slashy. It makes my day a shing place.

(they are more bounty than Orli! And I thought that was going to be hard to top *grins*)

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

But the clincher is: they remind me of Orli! Nobody in any of my other post-lotrips fandoms reminded me of Orli. (Draco? No. Dudley? Certainly not. Rodney McKay? Nope.)

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

omg, I just looked at your userinfo.

Karl Urban!!!

*digs up ancient icon*

That man used to be my number 2 lust icon.

Number 1 was Dom.

Writing Dom/Karl made my head explode.

Oh, I also wrote some Orli/Karl.

Ack. Memory lane!!!!

[blankversesfic.livejournal.com]

Karl was my number one for a long time. *sighs* He's still way the hell up there, but I'm in full on footballer mode at the moment, so he's kindly agreed to have a beer with Eric Bana and watch the game. *grins* My first love in Lotrips was Dom, as well!

I read some Dom/Karl along the way. I wound up (trhough legomyarrow's "The Archer") with an undying love for Karl Urban/Eric Bana. *sighs* So pretty with the arms and the eyes and the everything.

I'm coming more recently from that fandom into the football slash world. It's an interesting move, and I'm more than half tempted to cross-over between the two.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I'm more than half tempted to cross-over between the two.

The way to do this was inspired by junalele who demanded C.Ronaldo teaching Orlando football skills for his next movie wherein he plays a jogador. It works for Bana/Urban, too. An endless bunny!

Karl: I don't really know about thus sport. In New Zealund, we have rugby football. We do the haka!
Eric: Yeah, mate, and back home we've got Aussie rules.
CR: What are these things you talk about? Here, take this ball and step over it.
Karl: Stip over ut?
Eric: Aw, c'mon, Karl, you heard the man.
Karl: I'd rather stip over you, Eeruc.
Eric: No worries, mate. Here, let me just pull down me pants.
CR: What is this you do? Can I join?

[blankversesfic.livejournal.com]

The only response to that I have is *squees and is ded*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

*laughs and laughs*

Glad to oblige with the ded-making.

But gadzooks, the image of the three of them... *mind blows fuse*

[junalele.livejournal.com]

*giggle* As soon as I saw Kaka I had to think about your Heintje-comparison. God, it will take me weeks to get over that mental image. The love child of Tom Cruise and Heintje...

But back to your post. Cristiano seems to have a heart for children. At getty images there are pics of him playing with some kids at a training session on June, 23th. Since I still haven't got a clue how to post a pic here, I will just post the link

http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/imageResults.aspx?s=ImagesSearchState|0|0|0|28|0|0|0|1|||0|0|0|71282565|0|0|0|0|2||cristiano+ronaldo|0|0|0|0|0

Isn't that cute? I mean, it's the WM and he takes the time to play with the Balljungen (don't know the English word for that one - somehow ball boy doesn't sound right ;)

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I am officially in love.

And those little boys: They look so happy!

I now wish that my little son could be those boys.

It is bizarre, I tell you, to share a manly love with one's eight-year-old. "Mama, I like Kaká better than Ronaldinho now; his name is so cool. When can we get the number 8 Kaká shirt? Look, I got the Kaká Panini sticker!"

I am drooling over my son's Panini football sticker book!

Life is so wrong.

[junalele.livejournal.com]

*rolls aroung laughing*

Okay, so now I have to friend you, just because you did it again. :)

I don't have children but a few weeks ago I realized (at the tender age of 28 *grins*) that I never was a normal teenager. At work we have a teenaged trainee. And when she saw the Michael Ballack-calender we have (working in a book shop) she started squeeing. Yes, I do that, too. Internally though, when I'm at work. :) But then I said something like: 'Well, he isn't really *my* cup of tea'. And she said in pure teenaged angst: 'I don't know what is with people. Everybody is against him.' At a time when the whole of Germany panicked about "die Wade der Nation". Gee! I never was that bad...

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

P.S. How to link images (in case you wanted to):

1) Type

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P.S. How to link images (in case you wanted to):

1) Type <img...src=""> (Replace the ... with a space.)

2) Insert the url of the image in between the " and the ".

3) Get the image url by either opening the image in its own window and copy-pasting the url from the box, or by right-clicking (or long-clicking on a Mac) on the image and choosing 'image location'.

:-)

[junalele.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I wanted to! Will try it next time. Now I must run to pick up some groceries before I have to go to work.

I'm counting on you to cheer for Portugal! :)