lobelia321 | *is working self up into absurd frenzy for Saturday's game* (Reply)

I am not going to be able to bear it if Portugal gets kicked out at quarter-final stage. No more Cristiano Ronaldo for two years, until the European Cup?? (Okay, okay, I know he plays for Manchester United, and the way I am currently going, I can even see myself buying tickets for a game, under the guise of 'taking my son' -- always a good ruse that worked wonders for Lord of the Rings -- but I don't really do club football! *wails* I like nation pitted against nation.)

Those of you who've known me for a while: remember when I used to go in and out of gaga lust for Orlando Bloom? And when I was in, I used to squee shamelessly at his curls?

Why I love Cristiano Ronaldo more than Orlando Bloom:

• Cristiano Ronaldo has phenomenal football skills. Orlando Bloom is a third-rate actor.

• Cristiano Ronaldo weeps in public before a live audience of millions. Orlando Bloom smiles coquettishly.

• I never thought that I was Orlando Bloom's mother.

• Orlando Bloom is pretty no longer. Cristiano Ronaldo still is. *is gleefully shallow*

Hm. When I started this list, I thought I'd have more items to put in it but seemingly, I don't. However, the ones I do have pack a punch!