Although maybe we actually are the Lucy Sue... You know the one who's hoplessly in love with Schroder (the piano player)... No, I think I like the Sally Sue better... :)
Lucy Sue in music fandom, Sally Sue in - erh, sporty fandom... There's also Peppermint Petty who's obsessed with Charly Brown... What kind of fandom would that be?
You know, I never realized how obsessive the Peanuts are. LOL.
P.S.: Please notice that the guy in the userpic is *not* Cristiano. :)
*pouts* It's Maniche. And it's funny. And it's not as if Cristiano is all I think about anymore. *stares at her standard userpic in the left corner* Damn, so I did try. :)
It is funny. It's like Magritte's apple-before-face painting. And I love the way Maniche's hair waves out from behind the ball.
I did also try to wean myself off the Cristiano. I looked at the Australian team, I looked at Essien, I looked at Kaká -- and then I downloaded 28 pics of C.Ronaldo.
I must go and count my Karl/Dom/Orli pics. I suspect I have amassed more Ronaldo in these past 2 1/2 weeks than in the 2 1/2 years I downloaded lotrips pics...
I must go and count my Karl/Dom/Orli pics. I suspect I have amassed more Ronaldo in these past 2 1/2 weeks than in the 2 1/2 years I downloaded lotrips pics... LOL. No, I think at the moment my Orli pics are still much more than my Cristiano pics. At the moment. :) Glad that I'm not suffering alone. You know maybe we should hunt him down, talk to him for a few minutes, realize that he's not too bright and then we'd be cured. ... But what if he is actually quite bright? Or what if we decide that he doesn't really need to talk but we would still - Forget the idea! *fügt sich in ihr Schicksal*
You know maybe we should hunt him down, talk to him for a few minutes, realize that he's not too bright and then we'd be cured See, this is why when t'h asked did I want to go dinner with Zidane or Ronaldo, I said, "Dinner? Why dinner? They're footballers! We'd have to talk!"
On the other hand, I am so absurdly smitten that I'm immediately thinking: How would I even know if he's bright or not when he's got that smitten-making accent????? And anyway, if things get too dull and he will insist on discussing the recent Van Damme movie (ack), one can always say, 'Teach me Portuguese!' And then he could babble on and who knows, it could be mega-intellectual but we can't understand a word and sit there in a happy daze.
*slaps the Sally Sue around the head with a rotting fish*
Dinner? Why dinner? They're footballers! We'd have to talk!" I especially loved t'h's answer to that which was something like: 'Fine, if you could go straight to bed with one of them...' *cackles*
Smitten is the word. I'm not sure if I would understand a single word he'd say. The really sad thing is that I *could* discuss - you can type it, come on! - van damme with him. Did martial arts for years myself. It was after about the second year that I realized what a sad loser v.D. is. But before that I did watch a couple of movies with him. *shudders*
*slaps the Sally Sue around the head with a rotting fish* You're mixing canons here. Taking a fish from Verleihnix who will be mad as hell about the abuse of his sooo fresh fish... :) Also him babbling about v.D. would be like Linus babbling about the Großen Kürbis then. :)
Also him babbling about v.D. would be like Linus babbling about the Großen Kürbis then.
Do. Not. Do. This. To. Me. 11111 ^%$£o90930o
Now Schroeder. I could go for Schroeder.
And eek, you could discuss Van Damme. 111 Oh: why don't you slash him with Van Damme?
CR: I ouave alouays bin a great fan of you, Jean Claude. JCVD: I am so gouappy we beat you at ze Ouorld Cup! But I hate zose diving Italians who cheated us of la gloire. CR: Let me show you how they do it. Come with me to the pitch. JCVD: Are you sure oue must fall on top of each other and not just straight onto ze grass?
Er. Is Van Damme even French? Possibly Belgian??
JCVD: Iz such a pity that ve did not qualify zis year. Next time we beat you into ze ground. CR: I am such a big fan of you, Jean Claude. Can you show me how you do those running and jumping stunts again? JCVD: Mainly close combat, Christian. Very close.
*shudders violently* I'm not sure my continued Peanuts analogies deserve such a bitter and hateful revanche on your part. Really. Gloriously beautiful Cristiano with v.D.... That's like blasphemy or something. I think v.D. is Belgian but I'm not that sure. I wasn't ever a fan or anything. I just know that he wears special shoes to make him appear taller than he is. Obviously he's not that tall naturally. And the only thing he can do is not jumping or stunts or stuff. It's the split. You know, to the sides? And I forbid you to make any form of a slashy remark about this piece of information! ;)
JCVD: You are so tall. I am only reaching up to your nipples here, with my bare feet on. CR: That's a good place to be. JCVD: Do you want me to teach you how to do the splits? CR: *does that leg thing* JCVD: Growl.
You evil, *EVIL* woman! You enjoy this way too much! God, the menatl image! I'm going to have nightmares! And it's all your fault. And v.D. is so damn ugly. Why isn't... say Hugh Jackman Cristiano's favorite actor?
P.S.: Leg thing? *instantly regrets even asking but just has to know, obsessive that she is*
Oooh, the legs... *swoons... automatically her eyes wonder to The Nape...drools*
Footballers have execrable taste. Where, oh where, is the fandom of phenomenally teh sex and intellectually high-powered academics? Want to know my theory about that? I think it's the same thing as the figure skaters (my winterly obsession) who all say that they love cars and stuff. If your sport could be considered 'gay' then you obviously have to compensate if you want to maintain you status as 'real guy'...
If your sport could be considered 'gay' then you obviously have to compensate if you want to maintain you status as 'real guy'. Yes! It's all repression, projection and compensation! Really, truly deep down CR loves Johnny Depp!
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JD: Hey, you know, I live in France, don't you? Great place. Shame they didn't win the World Cup. I was really rooting for them. CR: What does it mean, 'rooting'? JD: Here, bend over. I'll show you.
I just noticed you applied for membership in lobeliafic! i didn't even realise you could or needed to do that... This is a totally defunct comm;nothing is in there; I just can't figure out how to delete it! :-)
her eyes wonder to The Nape The thing about his nape is that there is such a lot of it. I mean, consider the above photo: Scolari's nape is also very visible but it is kind of stumpy. Whereas CR's truly does go on forever.
JCVD: Ouat is zis smell? CR: It seems to be fish. I recognise from my childhood spent in the harbours of Madeira. JCVD: Ah, it would have been so nice if ve had won the Cup. Allons, enfants... Verleihnix: Du sollst nicht singen! Du sollst nicht singen!!!
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Date: 2006-07-10 10:05 pm (UTC)Good night!
Also - look at the userpic! Didn't find the damn red speedo but I still raise you a bum. Ha, take that!
*thinks that going to bed now would be a really good idea since it's only midnight...tries to pry her fingers away from the keyboard...*
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Date: 2006-07-11 08:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-11 09:59 pm (UTC)Although given CR's new-found skills with the violin... *cackles*
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Date: 2006-07-11 09:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-11 10:11 pm (UTC)Lucy Sue in music fandom, Sally Sue in - erh, sporty fandom... There's also Peppermint Petty who's obsessed with Charly Brown... What kind of fandom would that be?
You know, I never realized how obsessive the Peanuts are. LOL.
P.S.: Please notice that the guy in the userpic is *not* Cristiano. :)
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Date: 2006-07-11 10:17 pm (UTC)Are you sure you're okay? *takes temperature*
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Date: 2006-07-11 10:27 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-12 11:48 am (UTC)I did also try to wean myself off the Cristiano. I looked at the Australian team, I looked at Essien, I looked at Kaká -- and then I downloaded 28 pics of C.Ronaldo.
I must go and count my Karl/Dom/Orli pics. I suspect I have amassed more Ronaldo in these past 2 1/2 weeks than in the 2 1/2 years I downloaded lotrips pics...
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Date: 2006-07-12 11:53 am (UTC)LOL. No, I think at the moment my Orli pics are still much more than my Cristiano pics. At the moment. :)
Glad that I'm not suffering alone. You know maybe we should hunt him down, talk to him for a few minutes, realize that he's not too bright and then we'd be cured. ... But what if he is actually quite bright? Or what if we decide that he doesn't really need to talk but we would still - Forget the idea! *fügt sich in ihr Schicksal*
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Date: 2006-07-12 02:08 pm (UTC)See, this is why when t'h asked did I want to go dinner with Zidane or Ronaldo, I said, "Dinner? Why dinner? They're footballers! We'd have to talk!"
On the other hand, I am so absurdly smitten that I'm immediately thinking: How would I even know if he's bright or not when he's got that smitten-making accent????? And anyway, if things get too dull and he will insist on discussing the recent Van Damme movie (ack), one can always say, 'Teach me Portuguese!' And then he could babble on and who knows, it could be mega-intellectual but we can't understand a word and sit there in a happy daze.
*slaps the Sally Sue around the head with a rotting fish*
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Date: 2006-07-12 02:15 pm (UTC)I especially loved t'h's answer to that which was something like: 'Fine, if you could go straight to bed with one of them...' *cackles*
Smitten is the word. I'm not sure if I would understand a single word he'd say. The really sad thing is that I *could* discuss - you can type it, come on! - van damme with him. Did martial arts for years myself. It was after about the second year that I realized what a sad loser v.D. is. But before that I did watch a couple of movies with him. *shudders*
You're mixing canons here. Taking a fish from Verleihnix who will be mad as hell about the abuse of his sooo fresh fish... :)
Also him babbling about v.D. would be like Linus babbling about the Großen Kürbis then. :)
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Date: 2006-07-12 02:33 pm (UTC)Do. Not. Do. This. To. Me. 11111 ^%$£o90930o
Now Schroeder. I could go for Schroeder.
And eek, you could discuss Van Damme. 111 Oh: why don't you slash him with Van Damme?
CR: I ouave alouays bin a great fan of you, Jean Claude.
JCVD: I am so gouappy we beat you at ze Ouorld Cup! But I hate zose diving Italians who cheated us of la gloire.
CR: Let me show you how they do it. Come with me to the pitch.
JCVD: Are you sure oue must fall on top of each other and not just straight onto ze grass?
Er. Is Van Damme even French? Possibly Belgian??
JCVD: Iz such a pity that ve did not qualify zis year. Next time we beat you into ze ground.
CR: I am such a big fan of you, Jean Claude. Can you show me how you do those running and jumping stunts again?
JCVD: Mainly close combat, Christian. Very close.
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Date: 2006-07-12 07:41 pm (UTC)I'm not sure my continued Peanuts analogies deserve such a bitter and hateful revanche on your part. Really. Gloriously beautiful Cristiano with v.D.... That's like blasphemy or something.
I think v.D. is Belgian but I'm not that sure. I wasn't ever a fan or anything. I just know that he wears special shoes to make him appear taller than he is. Obviously he's not that tall naturally. And the only thing he can do is not jumping or stunts or stuff. It's the split. You know, to the sides? And I forbid you to make any form of a slashy remark about this piece of information! ;)
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Date: 2006-07-12 07:53 pm (UTC)CR: That's a good place to be.
JCVD: Do you want me to teach you how to do the splits?
CR: *does that leg thing*
JCVD: Growl.
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Date: 2006-07-12 08:15 pm (UTC)P.S.: Leg thing? *instantly regrets even asking but just has to know, obsessive that she is*
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Date: 2006-07-12 08:34 pm (UTC)I hate Van Damme. Footballers have execrable taste. Where, oh where, is the fandom of phenomenally teh sex and intellectually high-powered academics?
Oh right, that would be Dr Rodney McKay...
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Date: 2006-07-12 08:38 pm (UTC)Want to know my theory about that? I think it's the same thing as the figure skaters (my winterly obsession) who all say that they love cars and stuff. If your sport could be considered 'gay' then you obviously have to compensate if you want to maintain you status as 'real guy'...
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Date: 2006-07-12 08:49 pm (UTC)Yes! It's all repression, projection and compensation! Really, truly deep down CR loves Johnny Depp!
omg
JD: Hey, you know, I live in France, don't you? Great place. Shame they didn't win the World Cup. I was really rooting for them.
CR: What does it mean, 'rooting'?
JD: Here, bend over. I'll show you.
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Date: 2006-07-12 10:47 pm (UTC)And I'd say deep down he loves Orli, too. (This is a hint) :)
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Date: 2006-07-12 08:50 pm (UTC)The thing about his nape is that there is such a lot of it. I mean, consider the above photo: Scolari's nape is also very visible but it is kind of stumpy. Whereas CR's truly does go on forever.
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Date: 2006-07-12 10:49 pm (UTC)He really has such a pretty nape. Keanu reaves has one, too. Or maybe had one. But Cristiano... *swoons and drools some more*
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Date: 2006-07-12 02:35 pm (UTC)JCVD: Ouat is zis smell?
CR: It seems to be fish. I recognise from my childhood spent in the harbours of Madeira.
JCVD: Ah, it would have been so nice if ve had won the Cup. Allons, enfants...
Verleihnix: Du sollst nicht singen! Du sollst nicht singen!!!
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Date: 2006-07-12 07:45 pm (UTC)See, Cristiano's laughing, too. :)
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Date: 2006-07-12 11:49 am (UTC)Well, in a way, I did the same... One has to cope somehow!!
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