picspam futebol (still suffering withdrawal, it seems)

[lobelia321]

Today I went to see sheldrake. We watched SGA. Upon bidding me good-bye, she said, "Do you feel cured of your football obsession, then?" I said, "Yes. Sort of." (Or something to that effect.)

Alas, the drive home seems to have un-cured me. *hangs head*







Baby!Ronaldo


Teenie!Ronaldo


Absurd_hair!Ronaldo


Jaquinta's pants


Kaká/Caroline Celico


Kaká/Gattuso


Kaká (*fans self*)


Oh, look, and I made a kitsch!icon. *runs to a place far, far away, like in the Pegasus galaxy*

Comments

[wanderlost.livejournal.com]

The last Kaka pic makes up for the icon! Mmm, Kaka. How I've missed you, my love! *holds him close*

Jaquinta has a nice ass!

I'm not cured. Not having any football around has made it worse, not better. I'm like an addict without her fix and it's not pretty!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Oooh, nice icon!! *drools* I need more Kaká icons but I do love that happy, happy one. He tends to look more of the same in pics. Always nice, mostly happy. Cristiano looks different all the time so I have to download EVERYTHING I see. *gouges out own eyes*

Jaquinta's arse may be nice but what is it with footballers and little white undies that ride up their cracks..? I can see why they can't wear boxers underneath their football shorts but isn't there something more fashionable than the Woolworths look? Otoh, maybe there is a touching geekiness there... *g*

g any football around has made it worse, not better. I'm like an addict without her fix and it's not pretty!
Omg, so true! So horribly true!!

*smites you with hurty-my-eyes icon.

[junalele.livejournal.com]

*hearts the kitschi!icon*... Also, when will the fic be ready? *whines* :)

The pic you have dubbed Absurd hair!Ronaldo I would call smarmy pimp-Ronaldo. Looking at this pic daily might just cure my of my obsession because - argh!... *sees her userpic* But do I want that? Being cured? No!

Hello, my name is Junalele and I'm an Cristiano Ronaldo-obsessor. *moans*

This reminds me of a customer I had today. She was moaning about the prices of the boosk and saying that she still couldn't help herself, that she was addicted. I said: 'But that a much better addiction than most others.' She paused, half-grinned and said: 'But it isn't my only one!' I paused and half-grinned back and said: 'But I'm sure you've got a great mix of them.' - Really what else should I have said? :D

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Well, I made an inroad on the fic this morning and am firmly planning to finish the damn thing today. Firmly PLANNING. And I suddenly thought I needed a Rooney/Ronaldo icon to spoof this whole thing which is getting out of hand and on my nerves. And if the stupid fans are chasing my pretty baby from this country I will be so annoyed!!! *stomps in annoyance* Hm, I will have to wait for some champions league to be held in London and pay exorbitant prices to see teh pretteh live.

Or I could just move to Madeira for the summer and stalk.

But I'm sure you've got a great mix of them.' - Really what else should I have said? :D
*laughs!!!*

[junalele.livejournal.com]

Firmly PLANNING.
I just hope that if you are firmly planning to do something it's not the same as if I do the planning. Because that would mean that It would probably not be finished today. :)

Allegedly he said that he doesn't want to set a foot into the country anymore and that his manager is already making the deal with Real. But I'm not really giving a shit about what the media says at the moment. Really. I gues we'll just have to wait and see. :(

Or I could just move to Madeira for the summer and stalk.
I wanna come with you. We could totally do it. After I finished the Uni... Of course, I would have to give up my job... But the pretty! The Nape! Hmm, maybe not... :D

*crosses her fings that the fic will be finished today*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Keep encouraging me like that! It's working! I finished the longhand version on the loo!!

*gg*

Also, I want to get this out of the way so I can write Rodnaldo...

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

*shakes head sadly*

Dear t'h: I tried my best...

;)

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I told t'h your message! He said, "How? How did she try to do it?"

You will prevail in the end! But when is the end...??

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Look, it's sort of working. Step one: cross-over away from mono-obsession!

*runs away*

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

ACK!!!
When will the madness end?!?!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

2010...???

*stabs self*

[yanks02.livejournal.com]

Absurd_hair!Ronaldo

Oh my god wtf is that? He looks like some Italian mobster guy, and like not in the good way. Cristiano, honey, step away from the hair gel.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

You are right. Hair gel + C.Ronaldo = disaster. He looks like a total spiv! The jeans don't do much to counteract the image, nor does the black shirt unbuttoned practically to the navel with the sunshades hooked onto the hem.

But somehow also endearing (see? I am uncured and incurable!!). Because so young and wanting to be Somebody Cool and not having any innate fashion sense and sort of fabricating a personality from things seen on bad Van Damme movies.

[yanks02.livejournal.com]

But like hair gel aside, I think he looks damn good. There's only a few people in the world that can actually pull off an outfit like that, and he looks pretty good doing it. (He just knows he can make women drool by showing off his chest and his arms. I hate men like that. And by hate, I clearly mean love and want more of)

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

And by hate, I clearly mean love and want more of)
*laughs and laughs*
Clearly, football is turning us all into victims of O'Brien, 1984 style. 'How many fingers am I holding up?' 'What does the word 'hate' mean?'

omg, we are adoring a spiv.

[lhuneldaiel.livejournal.com]

Cristiano is so gorgeous it's cruel *moans and tears hair out*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

It is cruel. It is constant torture!!!

[laduchesse.livejournal.com]

thanks for the pixxy!!

the italians are the super sluts. there's no more to say on that.

kaka's wedding pic - CUTE!

last kaka pic - *tears* yum. and caroline gets to have that forever and ever, first and last.

i see this post consists of the cristiano addicts not so anonymous members...

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Everyone tells me the Italians are super sluts and I can even see it, glancing at them out of the corner of my eye. But I can't love them totally and utterly because I love Australia more. Ah, Kewlie... Aloisi!

[laduchesse.livejournal.com]

ahaha. yes, i can't love the italians totally and utterly either. loyalty is number one.
in the same way that i'm a manU fan and it's bad that i'm in love with half of the arsenal squad, but i will not pay them much attention...

[andolinn.livejournal.com]

*pets you* There, there. Addictions like these can be difficult to overcome.

Kaka! I was looking for shirtless pics of him for the Dream Team. That one might just do. So young and sweet. *retreats to Dirty Old Lady Cave*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

There are quite a few shirtless Kaká pics about, most of them, it seems, on gay hunk sites. *g* But this one's the lushest. Though that one of him looking pale in the swimming pool of his German hotel is also not lacking in a certain charm... *g*

[andolinn.livejournal.com]

Gay hunk sites! I am so laughing, because that is where I am finding most of the good stuff as well.

And the wedding picture... Was that held in a stadium?! How many guests are there?

[grondfic.livejournal.com]

IconLove! Nice one!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

*cackles*

Glad you like it. Had to be done. How else to cope??