wainthropp goodness part 3

[lobelia321]

Wainthropp fanfic continues at a frantic pace

Here's the most recent crop of txts:

demelzagirl:
"Ee, that were a grand day, our Geoffie."
"It really was, Mr W. What was your favourite bit? The vows? The hymns?"
"I'd have to say the buffet Volauvents."

lobelia321:
"It's lovely down here at t'working men's club, eh, Geoffrey?"
"Yes, Robert, especially t'disco. You do know how to move!"
"You'll make me blush."

lobelia321:
"What's this dance you're teaching me, Bob? Are you sure it is ballroom dancing?"
"Never mind about that, Geoffrey; put your hand back on me bum and boogie."


lobelia321:
"Quick, Bob, follow that car!"
"Why, is that a suspect?"
"No, I just wanted to sway against you on t'scooter, Bob."
"Please call me 'parkin'!"
A/N: This one has actually been beta'ed!!!

demelzagirl:
"I shall call you my little toasted crumpet from now on, Robert."
"How so?"
"Because you're warm, soft and squishy, and I'd love to smother you in butter..."

lobelia321:
"Tidy-up time, Geoff, Hetty's coming round to visit and she's not too happy, what with the divorce and all."
"So we'd better hide the leather stuff then, crumpet!"

demelzagirl:
"I'm nipping to Asda, Geoffrey; is there owt we need?"
"Well, we're all out of mayonnaise after last night."

lobelia321:
Flashback:
"Oh, Mr Wainthropp, I've been feeling all these urges!"
"Don't worry yourself over those, Geoffrey; come here and I'll deal with them for you."

lobelia321:
Another flashback:
"Mr Wainthropp, I'm really upset about this girl. I just couldn't... *you know*. This never happens when I'm with you!"
"I used t'have t'same problem with Hetty, m'lad..."

demelzagirl:
"Mr Wainthropp, how do you take a bra off? I've tried and tried but those hooks just defeat me."
"Don't ask me, lad, I've not been near Hetty's undergarments since 1973."



And note the new icon!!!! *swoons* Made for me by my lovely F.F. (Fellow Fan a.k.a. demelzagirl)!!!! Thank you!!!

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[ktk.livejournal.com]

"Don't ask me, lad, I've not been near Hetty's undergarments since 1973."

Ow! It hurts!

Note to self: Must not laugh to loud. The poor boys in the office wouldn't know what to do with themselves if they knew what I was laughing at. :D