I have found my West Ham cutie!

[lobelia321]

Well, what do you know? The live match I saw on Tuesday night has made it to Getty Images!!! The very, very local hooks up to the very, very global!

Which means that I managed to find my West Ham cutie!

This is he: Ryan O'Neil





And yes, that out-of-focus blob in the background, that is me, drooling!!

Okay, I'm making an icon of this guy. Because rps has hit me square between the eyes. And it's all spiralling out of orbit. And this is just too ridiculous to evade icon-making.

omg, I have just googled him and found out that this was his first senior appearance and that he is sixteen. This is getting too cradle-snatchey; this is asymptotically approaching Harry Potter fandom!! Sixteen! My son is 16 in 3 1/2 years!! 16 is 5 years younger than Cristiano Ronaldo! Oooh... I can feel a sentence coming on, along the line of 'When Ryan was on holiday in Madeira...'

*runs away and makes icon anyway*

Comments

[wanderlost.livejournal.com]

Oh!!! *squees*

He's so wee! He probably still drinks a glass of milk before going to bed and has a stuffed teddy that he won't admit to sleeping with.

*squishes him*

(*points to icon*: that's Nick, he's my 16 year old jail-bait)

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Nick! Nick who? omg, does everyone have a 16-year-old icon...?? Sweet 16, never been kissed -- these people are possibly still VIRGINS!!!

*feels faint*

Stuffed teddy!! And note the cute little woven bracelet... a fashion statement.

[wanderlost.livejournal.com]

Nicholas Hoult. He was the cute boy in the Hugh Grant movie "About a Boy". He's all grown up now!

Oh, gosh. Virgins! I can...the locker room...embarassed glances...reddened cheeks...stammering...I just...they're just...

*needs to lay down*

I just noticed that he kind of looks like a young Cesc Fabregas.

[junalele.livejournal.com]

can feel a sentence coming on, along the line of 'When Ryan was on holiday in Madeira...'
'...he totally stalked Cristiano Ronaldo who was his heeeeroooo.'

*cackles madly*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Until now, in my mind, Cristianochen was 'the kid'. But compared to this real kid, CR is an Opa! Ack.

[junalele.livejournal.com]

And wouldn't he be pissed if somebody told him that.... Just imagine Ryan coming up to Cristianochen and telling him that he's been like his reason to want to become a professional footballer, that he's been his hero, his idol since forever... *cackles* I don't think Cristiano would like that too much.

And I can kind of sympathize. Obviously I've now reached the age where little boys feel the need to greet me with a 'Guten Tag!' even if I already greeted them by saying 'Hallo!' Not too happy with that either...

[silverhielm.livejournal.com]

You need to write something obscene about this cute little guy *.*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

You need to write something obscene about this cute little guy
Heh, but I have! Hm, you want even more obscene then, do you? But... but he's only 16!!!!