Kia Joorabchian
Sep. 11th, 2006 10:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lobelia321Well, here I was watching the highlights of West Ham United vs Aston Villa on BBC2 last night, thinking 'well, I've seen West Ham play live in my home town, so I'm interested! and well, I've seen their new signings Tevez and Mascherano play live for Argentina at the Emirates stadium, so I'm interested!'. But then who should chance to catch my eye but a dark-haired bloke in the executives' box, suited and booted and looking the billion dollars he is worth irl.
Turns out he is one Kia Joorabchian, 35-year-old Iran-born Londoner and 'businessman', who is Tevez's and Mascherano's agent and managed them at Corinthians (the Brazilian Sao Paolo club) and orchestrated the transfer to West Ham and is now billed to take over the entire West Ham club in fact.
I saw, I looked, I went 'hmmm'.
He is quite obvioulsy a sleaze bag and of dubious politics but man, the potential. Because clearly (clearly!) young Tevez is totally beholden to him and eager to do his bidding on and off the pitch, unzipping those Savile Row trousers on the flocati-covered floors of executive lounges and mouthing his sugar daddy's circumcised majesty. *roar* Poor old Tevez: pretty he ain't but oh, the potential for sexual shenanigans. He looks totally up for it, too. And Joorabchian just looks plain evil. *growl*
Also: the name! That combination of Armenian-sounding exoticism and cheap Korean car manufacturer. Irresistible.
Kia Joorabchian
Javier Mascherano and Carlos Tevez
With their new West Ham outfits
In case you had forgotten: another West Ham player, of much interest to me:
Joorabchian and Tevez
Kia hugging a Corinthians player (clearly totally into pawing the hot'n'sweaty)
Turns out he is one Kia Joorabchian, 35-year-old Iran-born Londoner and 'businessman', who is Tevez's and Mascherano's agent and managed them at Corinthians (the Brazilian Sao Paolo club) and orchestrated the transfer to West Ham and is now billed to take over the entire West Ham club in fact.
I saw, I looked, I went 'hmmm'.
He is quite obvioulsy a sleaze bag and of dubious politics but man, the potential. Because clearly (clearly!) young Tevez is totally beholden to him and eager to do his bidding on and off the pitch, unzipping those Savile Row trousers on the flocati-covered floors of executive lounges and mouthing his sugar daddy's circumcised majesty. *roar* Poor old Tevez: pretty he ain't but oh, the potential for sexual shenanigans. He looks totally up for it, too. And Joorabchian just looks plain evil. *growl*
Also: the name! That combination of Armenian-sounding exoticism and cheap Korean car manufacturer. Irresistible.
Kia Joorabchian
Javier Mascherano and Carlos Tevez
With their new West Ham outfits
In case you had forgotten: another West Ham player, of much interest to me:
Joorabchian and Tevez
Kia hugging a Corinthians player (clearly totally into pawing the hot'n'sweaty)