Kia Joorabchian

[lobelia321]

Well, here I was watching the highlights of West Ham United vs Aston Villa on BBC2 last night, thinking 'well, I've seen West Ham play live in my home town, so I'm interested! and well, I've seen their new signings Tevez and Mascherano play live for Argentina at the Emirates stadium, so I'm interested!'. But then who should chance to catch my eye but a dark-haired bloke in the executives' box, suited and booted and looking the billion dollars he is worth irl.

Turns out he is one Kia Joorabchian, 35-year-old Iran-born Londoner and 'businessman', who is Tevez's and Mascherano's agent and managed them at Corinthians (the Brazilian Sao Paolo club) and orchestrated the transfer to West Ham and is now billed to take over the entire West Ham club in fact.

I saw, I looked, I went 'hmmm'.

He is quite obvioulsy a sleaze bag and of dubious politics but man, the potential. Because clearly (clearly!) young Tevez is totally beholden to him and eager to do his bidding on and off the pitch, unzipping those Savile Row trousers on the flocati-covered floors of executive lounges and mouthing his sugar daddy's circumcised majesty. *roar* Poor old Tevez: pretty he ain't but oh, the potential for sexual shenanigans. He looks totally up for it, too. And Joorabchian just looks plain evil. *growl*

Also: the name! That combination of Armenian-sounding exoticism and cheap Korean car manufacturer. Irresistible.



Kia Joorabchian


Javier Mascherano and Carlos Tevez


With their new West Ham outfits


In case you had forgotten: another West Ham player, of much interest to me:


Joorabchian and Tevez


Kia hugging a Corinthians player (clearly totally into pawing the hot'n'sweaty)

Comments

[22by7.livejournal.com]

SO THAT'S WHO.
and yes, this is entirely plausible.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Heh. You were wondering, too, were you? *g*

[grondfic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he's kinda Teh Hawt Sleaze. And yes - the possibilities are there ...

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I am beginning to be appalled at my apparent shamelessness vis-a-vis the business sleazemen of this world. But alas, give me a pair of dark eyes and I'm yours. Apparently. *hides under pile of football shirts*

[betsyli.livejournal.com]

West Ham is trying to be next Chelsea. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not. And oh, so that's who Joorabchian is. And yes, he does look quite young. I wonder how he's got so fa at such a young age...not.

Looks like your love of West Ham is about to go international!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I have been cautioned at jumping in onto a football club bandwagon too early. We will see, we will see. *rubs chin*

[brightest-blue.livejournal.com]

OMG!!!!! Just when I think there is no depth of sleaziness into which you will not sink . . . ( and no sentence which I can more convoluted make . . . )!!!!!!

This is why I adore you. We have been together for what, nearly five years now, and you continue to shock and surprise me. *sends you roses*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I am appalled at my own lustfulness. It is really quite disgraceful. What next??

[brightest-blue.livejournal.com]

What next??

I can't even begin to imagine. perhaps something involving Wayne Rooney and your cute 12, I mean 16-year-old? Don't forget that I'm the innocent one that is being corrupted here.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

West Ham play Man U on the 17th of December! Hah.

[brightest-blue.livejournal.com]

Sometimes the slash just lives. And then you have to write it! *books plane ticket*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

More news in the Guardian today: Joorabchian implicated in money laundering and dirty dealings. I knew it! Dark, small and handsome and sleazy-evil.

A sexy mix.