no skills, no manpiles

[lobelia321]

I'm back from the match. Goodness me. The most exciting thing was seeing the players warm up, practically in our lap, they were that close. We collected loads of autographs. But once you're at Conference level... oh dear, oh dear. It is, alas, a skills-free zone. Ah, when I reminisce about that goal scored by Kaká at the Brazil:Argentina friendly wot i saw and swooned over in London...

But somehow it's fun, anyway. Because no matter how skill-less the players, the thighs are mighty and the builds are juicy, and there are always three or four cute-looking ones.

This goes to show two things:

1) Football is to me as ladies' beach volleyball is to straight gents. They may as well be pole dancing.

2) If they have no skills, the looks and thighs only get them so far. Rob Grier will only ever be a passing fancy, never be a God. Looks alone, babes, just don't cut it.

Also, the slashiness of less-than-stellar league players?? Very, very low. Because they never score goals. So they have no practice in the manpiling. Very sad.

Comments

[wanderlost.livejournal.com]

Lucky you seeing another live game.

I am, however, saddened by the lack of slash. Don't they "practice" for the big leagues? Au cas ou? The unknowing virgin thing only works on a select few (read: Kaka).

For shame.

I'm glad that you had fun, though.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I do not understand what you mean by the unkowing virgin thing working only on Kaka and I need to know!

[digdigil.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. But I cannot wait until May when the soccer season starts here (in Toronto). I am planning to purchase season tickets. Originally it was to be for the Toronto Lynx team, but I think that Toronto will be getting a new team that will be part of the MLS (the American soccer league). A new stadium is under construction, and while the tickets will be more expensive, the class of play will be better. I envy those in Europe et al who can go to games in the winter.

Although I suppose I could go down to Mexico if I really wanted to and watch some Cruz Azul games or something. (After all, Rafa Marquez came from there--*winks*--oh, and Kikin Fonseca as well.)

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Mexico! Or Brazil!!

*ogles your icon*

Even bad football is fun. It's fun to slag it off and fun then to watch the stars on TV the next morning and marvel at the skills gap.