tiny little cristiano ronaldo picspamlet

[lobelia321]

junalele made me do it.... Also, how can I resist the onslaught of The Nape?



Cristiano Ronaldo in what looks like a black velveteen jacket (!).


Happy, happy boy at Portugal:Kazakhstan.


One lush and pouty boy, trying very hard to be all manly and angry, is desirously ogled by wistful and longing!Rooney.


Waah, I want my mummy!

Comments

[junalele.livejournal.com]

Erh.. not that Cristiano and Wayne aren't worthy of a second round but... erh...

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Once I start, I can't seem to stop myself... And you know, it's an odd thing, but hateful as Wayne Rooney was to me and much as I had to force myself to write him, now that I have, I have this odd warm spot towards him whenever he runs across my TV screen.

I totally blame you, of course.

[junalele.livejournal.com]

Oh, looks as if you do have a bit more on your hands again. *is insanely glad about that*

Oh, I'll take full responsibilty for that one. Of course, I blame you for my budding obsession with the two of them in the first place. Wait - or was it me convincing you to write 'Nemesis'? Nope, that was all you, wasn't it. Luckily, we're not the only ones. Who half of the football slashers were closeted Cristyne shippers? If I had known I would have posted that otp promotion thingie way before that...*cackles*

And yes, Wayne is adorable. Ever since I saw that team mates interview with him... aaaw!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

OTP promotion thingy...??

The team mates interview? Is that the one where he goes to a dog shelter?

T'h read Nemesis (did I tell you this?) and was excited and disturbed (!). He then urged me to write 'a novel'. As in, origfic (except he's not familiar with that term). I immediately set to and then the next morning he amended his urgings to say 'I hope you're not putting in a whole lot of girly man-on-man sex'. And, er, I had. And why not, I say. Why not!!

[junalele.livejournal.com]

Well, do you remember when a few weeks ago we declared Cristiano and Wayne canon? After that I may have gone a little overboard with the Cristyne posts and then karneol_vision told me to just make a proper otp promotion post at footballslash and I did. Here. And the response was completly surprising and overwhelming. Turned out everybody was seeing it but nobody talked about it before really. *giggle*

I actually meant this interview here.



He's so shy and blushing and adorable and of course, gushing on and on about Ronnie here and Ronaldo there. *squee* Of course, the whole of Man Utd - okay, all three of them who did this interview thingie - gushed about him. I put all these teammates thingies together here. In case you're interested.

T'h read Nemesis (did I tell you this?) and was excited and disturbed (!).
OH MY GOD! No you didn't tell me. *is too excited to be properly enraged about that lapse* ;) And he was excited? Oooooh! And of course, you put "a whole lot of girly man-on-man sex" in it. That's the basic idea of slash. Or at least a by product which has to be there. He's right though. You definetely should write a novel. And I don't mean origfic but novel. Because you really are a great writer and therefore you shouldn't limit yourself to fanfiction or origfic or whatever at all. Yes. :D

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Also, look at this photo!

Okay, so Wayne doesn't seem to be looking straight at Cristiano's arse but sort of more to the left but that is just nitpickery!!! *gg*

[junalele.livejournal.com]

So wistfully. And he probably just remembered that they're in public and quickly looked away and now he not only bemoans the fact that he can't touch the arse but also can't look at it. Mwuahuaua!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, of course, he's just protecting his public reputation, and the photographer (who quite clearly is not Harry Figwit) got there one nanosecond too late, and if we had been there one nanosecond earlier the eyes would have been fixated on CR's arse, and in fact, the backs of Wayne's ears are blushing but we can't see that, it is a sekrit blush of lust.

[junalele.livejournal.com]

and in fact, the backs of Wayne's ears are blushing but we can't see that, it is a sekrit blush of lust.
Love that idea. A sekrit blush of lust... I really like the sound of that... Which reminds me that you clearly have to write fic again. I'm still waiting for that Cristiano/Draco one, you know. Don#t think I forgot. ;)

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I love the sekrit blush of lust myself. Where did that spring from all of a sudden??! It's Wayne, I tell you! He is making me do it!

You are quite right to urge me on to fic writing. And I am fully planning to! *nods vigorously* I shouldn't plan, though, and just write, right? Ack. I am at the moment woefully in the thrall of my ancient Harry/Draco/Dudley again because I went to London today and walked past the House Where Draco Lives (in my fic, that is), and then I got all researchy and had to visit a public toilet (which is the Toilet Where Draco Fucks Anonymous Men) and then a church (which doesn't figure in the fic but teems with fic potential).

I promised Cristiano/Draco, did I??? Help. Oh yes, that's right. Wasn't there going to be quidditch/football coaching or something?

[euphory.livejournal.com]

u promised they would fight to be the bottom... lol
and yay for harry/draco/dudley!! except please no "draco or dudley raped poor innocent harry and fall in love and fight with each other for harry" plot... overused and not fun...

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

o god no, Draco/Dudley is my OTP. And Harry is evol in this one. In fact, Harry is fanon!Draco, and Draco is fanon!Harry and what I think is canon!Draco, and Dudley is guh.

*g*

[junalele.livejournal.com]

You have a House Where Draco lives and the Toilet Where Draco Fucks Anonymous Men? You are just the best. And why isn't the church The Church Where Draco Confesses His Sins (sexually and those from war or whatever)?

I promised Cristiano/Draco, did I??? Help. Oh yes, that's right. Wasn't there going to be quidditch/football coaching or something?
It was. Draco was supposed to play professional quidditch. As seeker. And then some day the trainer brings in this new talent - Cristiano - because he thinks they'll be perfect together on the pitch. But Draco gets all - well, draco-y and lays into Cristiano left and right 'So stupid! can't even speak English...' and Cristiano - well, I don't think you decided yet if he was going to cry or shove Draco off his broom. I like the second option better though. ;)

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Draco lives up on the roof, in the garrett, behind the gables. The Intrepid Fox, when viewed yesterday, had been boarded up. This house is in Wardour Street, Soho, London.



The toilet where Draco fucks anonymous muggle men:



A panorama of Soho Square, incl. 'toilet':
http://www.urban75.org/vista/soho.html

All my HP pics: http://pics.livejournal.com/lobelia321/gallery/00003ayy

Er. You're clearly not the only one who's obsessed... And this has been going on for 2 1/2 years!!! Waaah. I must finish this fic or it will eat my intestines. It truly will. But what to do? I keep getting sidetracked!!!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Okay, the toilet didn't upload. I try again:

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

What the...? Display, toilet! *waves wand*

[junalele.livejournal.com]

Yes, you're clearly just as obsessed. But at least you know a way to get sane again. Well, maybe. Mostly. You just need to finish the fic. *cackles* What on the other hand am I to do, I ask you? *cackles more*

I love the Draco house. I want to move in right away. On a streetcorner where I grew up there's a house with a roof similar to that. Since I can remember I declared to everybody willing or not so willing to listen that one day I would live there. ;)

OMFG, the toilet is so pretty. Totally fitting. We got a great public toilet here as well. Some architectural highlight. Hmm, I hoped it would be on the homepage of my Kiez but it isn't... *grumbles*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Draco's house was not on the internet, either! I had to, gulp, take a photo with a digital camera myself!! I invented that house and then I saw it. This is what happens: fiction materialises on the streets before one's very eyes. Also the toilet, I had invented that, except it didn't look quite as Tudor. Also, I'm not even sure the Soho Square building is a toilet but ho hey. See, I'm so rps through and through that book canon just isn't enough for me; I need the Real!

And you're right, my obsession can (could?) be fixed by writing. Yes!! Keep nagging! :-)

[junalele.livejournal.com]

I already planned to take a picture of that pissoir thingie once I got that reader done. I can't believe it's not on that webpage because it's really something rare. Well, as far as pissoirs/public toilets are concerned...

And you're right, my obsession can (could?) be fixed by writing. Yes!! Keep nagging! :-)
Ha! So, to get back into the flow of things you'll best start with a nice little - no, make that a nice, long Draco/Cristiano story. And then once you got settled into the HP universe and Draco again you finish that opus. :)

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

P.S. Sopcast won't work for me! What has gone wrong?

[junalele.livejournal.com]

Hmm, did you try via that livefooty page because there you need the webplayer which you can download, too.

What exactly happened or didn't happen?

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I just looked at the photo again: the ear is totally bright red! It is canon!

Suddenly, this photo is taking on iconic status. This is clearly their relationship: CR goes around pouting and being cool, and Wayne trails along behind him, surreptitiously ogling the Arse and the Nape and getting Red Ears, and now and again lets out his frustration by fouling or yelling and then getting a yellow card, but they are all Yellow Cards of Love.

[junalele.livejournal.com]

OMFG you're right. It's red. And I want to say it again - more fic from you. because that dynamic I want that put into a fic. Of course, Cristiano can do his share of yelling and getting yellow carded, too. I don't remember which match it was but he was being so rude to the ref that he got yellow and when he continued I was afraid he would see red. A red card that is.

...but they are all Yellow Cards of Love.
*sporfles* And jealousy. Because clearly Wayne has to die of possessiveness and jealousy with every player on the pitch touching and petting and feeling up his boyfriend whenever they get the chance. He's probably a bit paranoid by now. Poor Wazza! *cackles*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

My cheeks now hurt from grinning! And yes, I had conveniently forgotten that Cristiano gets carded left, right and centre himself. Ah, youth! Youth!! They are such impetuous boys. And so close in age! And of course Wayne dies of possessiveness! And then Cristiano flies off to Portugal to play with all those luscious Portuguese and be manhugged and Wayne has to rip off his shirt to cool his nipples which are hot with lust.

Okay, I'm getting carried away here now.

The Cards are clearly speaking the Coded Colour Language of Lurve!!

[junalele.livejournal.com]

And then Cristiano flies off to Portugal to play with all those luscious Portuguese and be manhugged and Wayne has to rip off his shirt to cool his nipples which are hot with lust.

Okay, I'm getting carried away here now.

*cackles* Yes, you are.

The Cards are clearly speaking the Coded Colour Language of Lurve!!
Totally, They're not really about football. Yellow just means 'Okay, enough with feeling up this one' and red means 'Off you go before you are killed by the lover'. *giggles*