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[lobelia321]

Are the wraith Pegasian Dementors or are they more Pegasian orcs?

Also: I hate Tesco. It took me an hour longer to do my shopping at Tesco today than it normally does to do it at Sainsbury's. Everyone there was a troglodyte, didn't know how to spell quark or pappardelle, nothing was stocked, there were queues a mile long and the shellsuit count was high.

I am so classist. You'll see me donning a Barbour jacket and traipsing off to Waitrose next.

Nah, Waitrose is too horsey. Sainsbury's is just right for me. And all this because I was hoping to get Tesco's shower radio as a Christmas present for somebody and they didn't even have it in stock!

Wraith = orc = dementor?

Hm, some wraith, of course, are Legolas.

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[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

I suppose you could have got it online, but they probably would have substituted it for a potato or a packet of raisins. Bastards.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

See, I even looked online and it said 'your branch of Tesco has this item in stock'. But then it turned out that oh no, this was a special thing called Tesco Direct and you have to order it online and then collect it from 'your branch of Tesco' that will then (once you have ordered it) 'have it in stock'.

Do you know of a good shower radio?

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

Sadly not. :(

[sophrosyne31.livejournal.com]

SAINSBURY'S...

*nearly melts with nostalgia*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Nostalgia for a supermarket? *feels your forehead*

[sophrosyne31.livejournal.com]

Sainsbury's represents all that is best with Englande, including Jaffa Cakes for only one pound, huge aisles of carbohydratey treats, and fresh anchovies. *salivates*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

The Jaffa existeth not in Australian supermarkets?

[sophrosyne31.livejournal.com]

it existeth not, nay.

a blight on all the colonial heritage of this fair land, that it gaveth us the fair skin for melanoma, and gaveth not the jaffa.

we do have JAFFAS, but they are little balls of chocolate covered in bright red sugar shells. specifically designed for 'rolling down the aisles' in cinemas, i believe (waste of good chocolate if you ask me).

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Oh, I remember jaffas for rollling down the aisle!!!!

[sophrosyne31.livejournal.com]

I can send you some!! I bet t'h would like a jaffa to roll around...

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the sweet offer but I don't really like chocolate... *g* (Lakritz for me! Note icon. And marzipan!)

[sophrosyne31.livejournal.com]

Everyone there was a troglodyte, didn't know how to spell quark or pappardelle, nothing was stocked, there were queues a mile long and the shellsuit count was high.

Yes, the petit bourgeoisie has some things going for it.