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lobelia321"Fuck you," gasped Wayne and punched Ronny hard, on the nose.
Then there was nothing.
No sound. No action. Just a quiet thump, and a supine Ronny, flat out in the dust.
"Um," said Wayne.
"---", said the supine figure.
"Ronny?" said Wayne.
"--".
"Ron?"
"--"
"Shit."
Wayne thought hard and, after a minute's hard thought (and thought in itself was always very hard for Wayne), he dredged up a shred of memory: mouth-to-mouth resuscitation lessons, boyscouts, primary school.
"Shit," he said again and took a deep breath.
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Date: 2006-10-18 02:58 pm (UTC)awesomest!
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Date: 2006-10-18 04:11 pm (UTC)You just made my day!!!!! And yes, I can so see this happening. And now you have to write a sequel, please? Because Cristiano would wake up and be all 'What the fuck are you doing?' (deeply repressing his feelings here of course because isn't Portugal catholic?) and Wayne would be 'Well, saving your fucking life, ungrateful cunt!' And then Cristiano would punch Wayne who would fall flat on his back - no wait, on Cristiano because he would still crouch above him and Cristiano would be all 'Get off me!' and - reigns in brain now*
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Date: 2006-10-20 05:30 pm (UTC)Now I must go and ogle obscure and very incompetent local footballers. But: they are LIVE and they have THIGHS.
Also: your continuation of the fic..?? *sizzles*
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Date: 2006-10-21 09:23 am (UTC)And as I've already read that was really all they had. Well, better than nothing obviously. ;)
It just came over me. You bring out the worse in me. *giggles*
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Date: 2006-10-18 08:17 pm (UTC)That is all.
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Date: 2006-10-18 09:34 pm (UTC)and not that i was, now i have this lovely scene in my mind and new roo/roon pix to help the visual.
*squirms*
it's making me snicker in the back of the room though. i ♥ it!
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Date: 2006-12-16 06:44 pm (UTC)Wayne probably would have been kicked out of boyscouts . . .
*bursts out laughing* Oh dear.
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Date: 2006-12-22 05:26 am (UTC)I'm reading Rooney snippets when I can find them, which is pretty much just on your LJ.
How was Amsterdam? Are you going back for Christmas?