Did I say that Rodney McKay's characterisation is getting stuck in SGA3?

[lobelia321]

Which is the 'whale' one. I've come across posts that allude to the Whale Episode, and woohey, how sexy is The Whale? Several things why TW is sexy:

a) Rodney calls it 'Sam'. This refers to Samantha Carter. She and Rodney are Teh Sex in 'Grace Under Pressure'.

b) Rodney calls it 'Sam'. This is a gender-ambivalent name. Gender-ambivalence and Rodney are Teh Super Sex in 'Duet', omg. And he's clearly continuing to think along that vein.

c) Rodney calls it 'Sam'. He calls an alien marine beast a name! How cute is that! And, as we in the slashworld all know, Teh Cute = Teh Sex.

d) Given the above three points, it is patently clear that Rodney wants and will have sex with The Whale. Only they can't show that on Canadian television, just like they couldn't show the whale's penis, so clearly alluded to in 'Echoes' by Elizabeth, and, with relish, by Rodney.

e) Rodney relishes the Whale's Penis! This quite evidently shows that, with respect to point b (gender ambivalence), Rodney is now coming down in favour of the 'male' side of the ambivalence. He is plainly excited by the 'prominent' (canon! canon!) WP.

f) Let's just hope it's not too prominent to i) fit into Rodney's mouth and ii) fit into Rodney's arse. 'cos Rodney/WP -- whoa, *blows fuse*.

g) On the other hand, which one would top? Because, if the WP should turn out to be whalishly huge, then Rodney could sort of fondle it and straddle it and swim alongside it, until he got to the sweet, hot, tight and tiny orifice of the whale's cloaca, and then Rodney could top the Whale.

h) Also: John. Who is quite bad at cloaking his own rabid interest in said Whale. And who doesn't hold with Rodney's having named TW 'Sam' because he wants to name TW himself. And who is part envious of Rodney ('hey, I want to fuck that cloaca') and part jealous of Rodney ('hey, you whalefuck, get away from my McKay!').

i) It is not a whale. It is a fish. It is a giant alien. The possibilities are endless. Because, as we all know, Aliens = Teh Sex.

Okay, I shall now watch the rest of the episodes 'Echoes' in the full expectation that all my speculative predictions will be fulfilled.

Comments

[mystisblom.livejournal.com]

Even if the WP is that big I think Rodney would let him top because than Rodney would get the fuck of his live and could suck the WP at the same time *G*

BTW what do you think about a Rodney/Whale/John threesome, because that way no ones left and I'm sure there is enaugh penis for everyone with two human whales and the WP.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

1111

I had to read this twice before I understood your drift. Ack, WOMAN!! That image in my head is going to kill me!

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

Oh my GOD, you are NUTS.
*runs zigzaged threw your minefield of crazy*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Not as insane as mystisblom!!! *points upwards*