cristiano ronaldo mobile phone game

[lobelia321]

So, um, yes. There is, believe it or not, a Cristiano Ronaldo Underworld Football Game to be downloaded and played on one's mobile.

I am saved by having a decrepit phone that can only ring and txt.

You others have probably been playing this for the past three months, yes?

I swear I was only looking for the Kidderminster Harriers. (P.S. In order to research, yes research, a football origfic. It is the most shamelessly Mary Sue fic I have written to date. Do you want to read it when finished? If finished?)

But the image of Cristiano Ronaldo with a bosomy evil vixen demoness on his shoulders... 1111 And him having to chip in balls in what looks like an Atlantean ice cave.

Is this now canon? Can we now write Cristiano/orc?

Comments

[grondfic.livejournal.com]

Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

WHY did you have to say that? Cristiano/Ugluk would be my DREAM! Plot Bunny ahoy!

(Only rumour hath it that he already has an Orc in the shape of Gemma Atkinson, [miaow, miaow - cos we know he sensibly prefers older women] but only according to London Lite, which of course is nothing but a RAG!)

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

I read that as "Underwater Football Game" and went o.O

[junalele.livejournal.com]

Didn't I once post this pic which was supposed to be of Cristiano promoting some kind of video game? Is this it. Is this official? Looks like it, right? *ponders*

Can't download it either because my handy is too old and disfunctional. Not that I ever would have downloaded it. *cough*

Totally love that the Cristiano in that intro is wearing his diamant earrings. he does wear the old Portugese national kit, though. The new one is so much prettier. *pouts*

Is this now canon? Can we now write Cristiano/orc?
I say if they can officially cook up such a crackfic-worthy story (really now! demons wanting to have football for themselves and Cristiano being named by his peers... Now, I love him to death but his peers...*cough*), then we can write whatever we want.

Which reminds me - that Cristiano/Draco story. Don't ever think I forgot it. Ha!

[laduchesse.livejournal.com]

omg, i'm gonna resist downloading that game on my phone. his cartoon thighs and calves are so HUGE and the package in his shorts is... massive. LOL.

i wanna read your fic!!

[brightest-blue.livejournal.com]

Can we now write Cristiano/orc?

Why didn't I see this coming? Why? Clearly, senility is setting in.