German lesson Nr One WARNING: NC-17/18/Adult

[lobelia321]

I thought I'd give everyone a little slashy German lesson.

This is for absolute beginners. :-)



German Lesson Nr 1



Das ist Rodney McKay.


Das ist Cristiano Ronaldo.


Cristiano Ronaldo lacht: "Hahaha."


Cristiano Ronaldo weint: "Buhuhu."


Rodney McKay trinkt.


Was trinkt Rodney McKay?
Er trinkt Kaffee.

Cristiano Ronaldo trinkt.


Was trinkt Cristiano Ronaldo?
Er trinkt Wasser.

Was trinkt Elijah Wood?
Er trinkt Coca Cola.

Was trinkt Draco Malfoy?
Er trinkt Rattentee.

Was macht Cristiano Ronaldo? Er weint.


Was macht Cristiano Ronaldo? Er lacht.


Was macht Rodney McKay? Er trinkt.




Part Two
Was machen Cristiano Ronaldo und Rodney McKay?
Sie trinken.



Was machen Cristiano Ronaldo und Draco Malfoy?
Sie ficken.
Cristiano Ronaldo: "Oh, oh, ja."
Draco Malfoy: "Mm, oh, mm."

Was machen Elijah Wood und Rodney McKay?
Sie ficken.

Was machen Captain Jack und Tiger Woods?
Sie ficken.


Grammar
THIRD PERSON SINGULAR MASCULINE
er lacht
er weint
er trinkt
er macht

THIRD PERSON PLURAL
sie lachen
sie weinen
sie trinken
sie machen
sie ficken

QUESTION
Was macht er?
Er trinkt.

Was machen Harry und Draco?
Sie ficken.

Vocab hints
Ratte = rat
Tee = tea
Rodney McKay = Rodney McKay
ficken = NC-17

Over to you: Excercises to practise!!! Cut'n'paste into comments

Was macht Cristiano Ronaldo? Er.........


Was macht Cristiano Ronaldo? Er .....


Was macht Cristiano Ronaldo? Er .....



Cristiano Ronaldo ......... Wasser
Rodney McKay ......... Kaffee.
Draco Malfoy ........ Rattentee.
Elijah Wood ........ Coca Cola.

Complete these sentences:
Cristiano Ronaldo und Rodney McKay .....
Draco Malfoy und Harry Potter .....
Elijah Wood und Tiger Woods .....
John Sheppard und Dr Who ....
Kaká und Deco .....
....... und ....... ............

In the next lesson, we will progress onto the direct accusative object. This is vital for true slashiness to occur.