German Lesson Nr. Two

[lobelia321]

Following on from my German Lesson Nr. One, I realise with great sadness that only people who already knew German were taking the lesson... Ah, I have failed, failed, in my mission to illumine the world.

I fear my lesson-devising skills need to be finetuned further so I inflict yet another one on you.



And no hanky panky this time round! *cracks cane and stares sternly over hornrimmed specs*

Verb conjugation in Tcherman

ich ficke
du fickst
er / sie / es fickt

wir ficken
ihr fickt
sie ficken

Translation of the above

I fuck
you fuck
he / she / it fucks

we fuck
y'all fuck
they fuck


Exercise
Fill in the properly conjugated verb. The first one is done for you.


ich .... (ficke)\
du ...
er ... ('sie' and 'es' are less relevant for slash so they will be left out cavalierly)

wir ...
ihr ...
sie ...

Orlando Bloom ....
Lex Luthor ...

Captain Jack ... Dr Who
Captain Jack Sparrow ... Norrington
er ... Draco Malfoy
Wayne Rooney ... Jose Mourinho

And here's one for your inner Mary Sue:

ich ..... ........