German Lesson Nr. Two

[lobelia321]

Following on from my German Lesson Nr. One, I realise with great sadness that only people who already knew German were taking the lesson... Ah, I have failed, failed, in my mission to illumine the world.

I fear my lesson-devising skills need to be finetuned further so I inflict yet another one on you.



And no hanky panky this time round! *cracks cane and stares sternly over hornrimmed specs*

Verb conjugation in Tcherman

ich ficke
du fickst
er / sie / es fickt

wir ficken
ihr fickt
sie ficken

Translation of the above

I fuck
you fuck
he / she / it fucks

we fuck
y'all fuck
they fuck


Exercise
Fill in the properly conjugated verb. The first one is done for you.


ich .... (ficke)\
du ...
er ... ('sie' and 'es' are less relevant for slash so they will be left out cavalierly)

wir ...
ihr ...
sie ...

Orlando Bloom ....
Lex Luthor ...

Captain Jack ... Dr Who
Captain Jack Sparrow ... Norrington
er ... Draco Malfoy
Wayne Rooney ... Jose Mourinho

And here's one for your inner Mary Sue:

ich ..... ........

Comments

[miso-no-tsuki.livejournal.com]

Jawohl,Mistress Lobelia!
I knew you'd get the footie refs in there somewhere! Ronaldinho?
Isn't Rodney getting any?
Draco Malfoy? eeeeuww!
I think we need some more *specific* terms, here. *g*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Specific terms require direct objects and we're not up to those yet... ;-p

[yellow-oranges.livejournal.com]

ich liebe dich!

These are great!! :D

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

See? Another direct object. And we're not up to those yet, as I just explained.... *sighs tiredly*

Ah, these overly eager students who've read ahead.

[birdgerhl.livejournal.com]

heee!!! i actually understood the first lesson, but i did have to hazard a guess as to what "ficken" meant, as we were never taught that one in school, oddly enough.

b.x :)

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

And here I chose it because of its cognate sound value... The joys of the Indo-European language group!! I could have chosen 'bumsen' which means the same thing and might actually have set off interesting slash-specific associations in people's brains... ;-p

I actually have an Opinion on swearwords in foreign language teaching. I think at some point they are absolutely necessary. I remember being in Florence years and years ago and being ogled and being made rude gestures to by some youths, and this is when I desperately needed a phrase to the effect of 'Piss off'. When I went with a friend whose colloquial Italian was very good and this happened again (as it did all the time - either Italy has changed or my greater maturity is now inspiring fear rather than lust), she threw them a well-chosen line and they slunk off.

Of course, the words 'ich ficke' won't have quite the same effect but we're not onto prepositions yet...

[birdgerhl.livejournal.com]

"bumsen"????

*howls*

b.x :)

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[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

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[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Die Kaninchen küssen!!!!!!!

Niedlich!


(Transl. The rabbits are kissing! Cute!) :-)

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[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Hang on. *takes a closer look*

Die Meerschweinchen küssen!!!!

(Transl. The guinea pigs are kissing! literally: the little piglets of the sea)

Re: off-topic ...

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

they're rabbits, not guinea pigs ...

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[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

P.S. I gave our remaining guinea pig away on Sunday. It just wasn't getting the love it deserves now that the cats are here.

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[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

aawww ... i hope it has gone to a good home ...