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[lobelia321]

And now for some light entertainment...



lobelia321:
"It's very cramped in this hobbit-sized Bagend set, Dick, and where are all the camera people?"
"Never mind them, Dom, and let me adjust your costume some more."

lobelia321:
'OK, Dom, let me just attach these nodes to your body for this next motion tracking shot."
"Fine, Dick, but do so many of them have to go on my groin?"
"Oh yes."

demelzagirl:
"These special effects are great, Dick... Hang on, why are me and Pippin doing that?"
"Er, Dom, this is just for my private entertainment..."


lobelia321:
"Where have all the assistants gone, Dick?"
"I need to apply the mould paste to your body without distractions, Dom; it's precision work."
"O yes, I feel it is.."

lobelia321:
Dick, why do I have to be entirely naked for this wig fitting?"
"Well, Dom, I need to test for curl compatibility. Let me just smooth these hairs and measure up..."

lobelia321:
"Mr Wainthropp, we've been called to NZ to investigate allegations of on-set gropings!"
"Right, I'm handling this case, lad."
"No, I am!"
"No, *I* am."
"Me me me!"

demelzagirl:
"It's all different on this side of t'world: it's winter at home but summer here."
"Does that mean I can take my vest off, Mr W?"
"It certainly does!"


lobelia321:
"Hello, Mr Taylor, my name's Wainthropp and I'm here to investigate untoward shenanigans -- my speciality. Now, first please show me exactly what you touched."

demelzagirl: (reconstruction because I lost that txt somehow)
"You're very good at this investigating business, Mr Wainthropp."
"Thank you, Mr Taylor, and now we will let my assistant have a go. He needs the work experience."