I woke up this morning, after mainlining 14.04,08 to 17.04.08 last night (there is sex in Verbotene Liebe! There is actual sex! There is horizontal kissing! There is post-coital giggling! There is swearing!!! Olli says shit [scheissegal]. There is dancing and teasing!), with a full-fledged fps pwp scenario playing itself out in my head. They were talking all in German! They did stuff. Naughty, filthy, wild stuff. Christian bottomed! Olli topped! Christian remembers his experience of being raped in prison!
I mean, it stands to reason, right? There's got to be some angsty sex mileage in the whole Knast-backstory.
And Olli... Olli has never topped and never thought he'd wanted to and he is now overwhelmed.
Also, scene in the kitchen where Olli dances about and throws the shopping onto the shelf and misses? *bursts out laughing* They just don't do enough takes on these soaps, do they? They need to hurry through episode after episode, and if one of the actors just can't manage to land a proper throw and misses, huh, they just shrug and say 'next scene! kissing close-up now, please! get into position! roll!'
Oh, and this?

This is surely what Christian looks like during climax.
I mean, it stands to reason, right? There's got to be some angsty sex mileage in the whole Knast-backstory.
And Olli... Olli has never topped and never thought he'd wanted to and he is now overwhelmed.
Also, scene in the kitchen where Olli dances about and throws the shopping onto the shelf and misses? *bursts out laughing* They just don't do enough takes on these soaps, do they? They need to hurry through episode after episode, and if one of the actors just can't manage to land a proper throw and misses, huh, they just shrug and say 'next scene! kissing close-up now, please! get into position! roll!'
Oh, and this?

This is surely what Christian looks like during climax.
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Date: 2008-04-19 09:43 am (UTC)In that episode? I spend inappropriate amounts of time staring and wondering how Jo's towel stayed perfectly put while Thore was constantly trying to keep his from falling down.
Plus, in the part where they start running? I'm convinced that Jo either slipped or lost his towel because there is a slightly strange cut.
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Date: 2008-04-19 11:30 am (UTC)If the bottle falling is planned, then it is a stroke of soap scriptwriting genius.
And now I'm having to see the towel scene again. Maybe it stays perfectly placed on Jo because it's hooked on his erection...?? *g*
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Date: 2008-04-19 02:09 pm (UTC)Just about the bottle. I'm pretty sure that was in the script because it's what Oilli is refering to when he says that he can hear him. Or so I thought. Heh.
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Date: 2008-04-19 05:18 pm (UTC)Well, that's settled then: scriptwriting genius!
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Date: 2008-04-19 07:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-19 10:44 am (UTC)(HEE!)
Christian bottoming is the STUFF OF FREAKING FANTASIES, BAYBEE! Fantasies I want to see or read, hard.
Also, the missing makes me giggle EACH time I see it.
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Date: 2008-04-19 10:59 am (UTC)And then [*too pervy to be shared/censored*]. Anyway, Andreas eventually tops Thore and it's still a very casual/two night stand kind of thing on Andreas side.
And then Jo joins the show and Thore falls head over heels for him. And it's full of "I can't be having sex with Jo yet till Mariangela has left because she is my friend and I can't be having sex with the guy who replaces her till she is actually gone" and "Darn, it's actually not not a very useful and helpful thing to be fucking like bunnies while our characters are fucking like bunnies because it's WEIRD!".
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Date: 2008-04-19 11:13 am (UTC)Woman, are you writing this???
Because I need to read it.
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Date: 2008-04-19 11:19 am (UTC)and there's andreas taking thore to a sex orgy club and trying to teach thore to loosen up by encouraging him to do a threesome with random strangers, except thore freezes up just as some other guy is about to fuck him and andreas sigh and takes him away and then there is rimming and andread topping thoreIncidentally my other plot bunny is Thore asking Jo to come along to a hunting trip. And Jo is all wtf? and snarky. What are we doing here? - We wait. That's how you do it. - We just sit in the Hochstand in his cold ass weather. - Yeah, at least three more hours. That's what it works. - *headdesk*
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Date: 2008-04-19 11:43 am (UTC)That is almost a Heimatroman.
*whispers* You know, I think I've been getting ready for the soap lurv by reading a Heimatroman in Germany over Easter... argh. Försters Lust is what this fic could be called. Weidmannslust. Pirschen und ansitzen! Brunft! Herausstrecken des Leckers!!
Okay, and to prove that I am insane: here are the sounds of an actual stag roaring:
http://www.uni-koblenz.de/~odsgroe/rothirbl.htm
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Date: 2008-04-19 01:24 pm (UTC)I think I have to accept that RPS for that pairing feels a bit too weird for me because they are both so unknown that I can't get a grasp on them as characters. Otherwise I would be all over the Zipflbob thing. *g* (You know, the Zipflbob race that Thore won? The one where Jo was there too? Yeah. I want my RPF!fu back. Although I'm quite happy with my VL FPS ideas. ;)
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Date: 2008-04-19 01:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-19 01:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-19 07:00 pm (UTC)You know what AU version of your AU I'd love to read?
The one in which Oliver is a steward on one fancy ship and there he encounters Gregor during his callboy time (bc I am helplessly infatuated with the idea of Gregor as callboy!). Oliver and Gregor have awesome sex.
Now, that Oliver is freshly inlove with Christian, who of course has no idea of past encounter btw Gregor and Oliver, Gregor has all this fleshbacks about his and Olie's time together. That's why he goes and fucks everything that moves.
Something like that.
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Date: 2008-04-20 06:18 pm (UTC);-)
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Date: 2008-04-19 11:20 am (UTC)Because actually, in an ancient-Greek sort of way, it's the logical combo: Christian is the young inexperienced Boy who gets buggered. Except somehow, it seems, that many people had expected Olli to bottom, because Christian is also in denial and Manly and a Rugged Boxer while Olli is only a not-so-manly waiter. Except! In the dim past, when Olli/Tom were making sweet love under the roaring stag, it was quite definitely Olli who bottomed.
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Date: 2008-04-19 11:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-19 11:53 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-19 11:18 am (UTC)The Christian bottoming stems from
Because actually, in an ancient-Greek sort of way, it's the logical combo: Christian is the young inexperienced Boy who gets buggered. Except somehow, it seems, that many people had expected Olli to bottom, because Christian is also in denial and Manly and a Rugged Boxer while Olli is only a not-so-manly waiter. Except! In the dim past, when Olli/Tom were making sweet love under the roaring stag, it was quite definitely Olli who bottomed.
These are important matters to ponder.
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Date: 2008-04-19 11:25 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-19 11:53 am (UTC)Christian may be inexperienced but he is oh so enthusiastic!
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Date: 2008-04-19 01:27 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-20 06:19 pm (UTC)And getting less bad-looking by the episode. Or is that just my deluded brain?
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Date: 2008-04-20 06:23 pm (UTC)Besides, who wouldn't want to identify with the happy, horny guy who seemingly has nothing on the brain except ravish Christian 24/7. *tries to think*
Has Olli ever not initiated the sex? (not that Christian seems to mind...)
Let's say, first time he let Olli take the lead. Second time it was kinda equal. But then
1.) Want to get invited into the shower
2.) Wants to get it on in the boxing hall
3.) Whispers dirty things into Christian's ear after they come home from the movies
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Date: 2008-04-19 01:17 pm (UTC)But, but...Christian wouldn't cheat on Olli. ;_;
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Date: 2008-04-20 06:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-19 12:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-20 06:20 pm (UTC)This soap stuff is not good for me. I mean: soaps!! The canon is so very thin.
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Date: 2008-04-21 05:30 pm (UTC)*continues to wander around looking for sanity*
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Date: 2008-04-21 10:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-29 12:33 pm (UTC)Oh it was awful: it wasn't even a kiss. Lips just together and the actors holding their breaths. Rubbish! I've seen goldfish more active! Rrrrruuuuubbbbbbbbbbiiiiissssshhhhh!
I'm afraid in Britain we're behind (not a pun!) in terms of showing gay couples being as much couple-y as straights. Although, Hollyoaks had a go at showing some man-lipping (between 6.30-7pm) and it was okay but nothing! compared to Oliver/Christian.
From what I *understand*, Venbotene Liebe airs at 6pm and the actors can swear - on public TV! How brilliant is that?! Very!
We're a slow nation! Bloody Britain! Always catching up! Always behind! A nation of silly arses!
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Date: 2008-04-29 06:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-29 09:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-29 09:06 pm (UTC)Nah, I think my adoptive country is a-okay. *g* Brits are into bums.
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Date: 2008-04-19 01:30 pm (UTC)That is such a slash cliche that I absolutely need to see that. :D *has Tom Paris flashbacks*
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Date: 2008-04-19 07:02 pm (UTC)(except for Tom Paris part)
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Date: 2008-04-20 06:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-20 06:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-29 09:05 pm (UTC)