I saw Harry Potter 6
Jul. 18th, 2009 10:31 pmWithout wanting to spoiler or anything: Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) is a continual orgasm on skinny-trousers-clad legs.
That is all, ladies.
No, not quite all: they have turned him into the dandified disdainful beautiful dark cliché he became in fanon. And which he never was in the books (erm, not that I read beyond Book 4).
omg
Everyone else is a babe, too, except most of them you only get to glimpse in the background and Harry Melling / Dudley Dursley not at all.
Oh, and there is some kind of a plot, too.

Oh, and there is a scene where Draco and Harry have ferocious angsty sexhave a fight, culminating in eruptions of passions water gushing forth from taps everywhere.

That is all, ladies.
No, not quite all: they have turned him into the dandified disdainful beautiful dark cliché he became in fanon. And which he never was in the books (erm, not that I read beyond Book 4).
omg
Everyone else is a babe, too, except most of them you only get to glimpse in the background and Harry Melling / Dudley Dursley not at all.
Oh, and there is some kind of a plot, too.

Oh, and there is a scene where Draco and Harry have ferocious angsty sex

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Date: 2009-07-18 10:08 pm (UTC)Thank you for saying everything I was thinking. *beam*
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Date: 2009-07-18 10:20 pm (UTC)Oh, and not to forget: the two Tom Riddles. Both very much teh hot, and not only for physical reasons but also for reasons of teh evol. Even if we do have to wait about ten years for Riddle 1 to be legal. Heck, we were patient with Felton!
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Date: 2009-07-28 04:43 pm (UTC)*does double-take*
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Date: 2009-07-18 10:22 pm (UTC)Are these stays too tight around my ribcage or what is it that oppresseth my breath...?
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Date: 2009-07-19 02:47 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-20 09:07 pm (UTC)October. Hm. Can't you turn the heat up really, really high? Hope for sandals? Um, have a... toe counting competition??
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Date: 2009-07-19 03:14 am (UTC)I did read all the books (the reason I think the film is so good is that it cuts a lot of the book OUT), and Draco's characterization here is pretty dead on--it's just that Felton is so damn gorgeous, the clothes were fantastic, and well the whole thing was too sexy.
And after the fight, there is Snape kneeling over his limp blood spattered body in a pool of steaming water, drawing his wand gently over his chest and belly!
Then there's the scene where Snape grabs Draco and shoves him up against the wall.
MMMMM, yes, *coffcoff*. I um might be checking out some Snape/Draco fic....
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Date: 2009-07-20 09:12 pm (UTC)Draco in the shadow with those cutting-edge fashion-statement trousers... Lickable. Guh.
That is funny that the film is good because it leaves out half the book. ;-p Re Felton being too damn sexy: This is what my last HP post was about: you can't control what happens to those child actors when they blast through puberty! And Felton wasn't even particularly ugly when young (unlike Melling or Herdman).
omg, I am so feeling the pull of rps here...
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Date: 2009-07-19 08:48 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-20 09:13 pm (UTC)I am so feeling the pull of rps right now. What an insane fandom HP is. To deal with kiddies all growed up!
You're going to love this film.
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