Object lesson (in German): Er liebt mich nicht! Buhu!!

[lobelia321]

A follow-on from my slashy German lesson nr.1.

Grammar preamble:
Subject = the subject of the sentence; the doing-person or doing-thing.
Direct object = the object of the action; the thing/person-being-done-to.
Verb = the doing.


Example: The boy fucks the man.
The boy = subject
The man = direct object
Fucks = the verb (here the verb appears in the third person singular and in the simple present tense)


Back to worksafe lesson sections:

Vocab preamble:
ich = I (as subject)
du = you (as subject)
er = he (as subject)

mich = me (as object)
dich = you (as object)
ihn = you (as object)

You can see where this is going. You only need one little verb now. Let's use a worksafe one first:
lieben = to love
liebe = love (in the first person singular, present tense)
liebst = love (second person sg, pres)
liebt = love (third person sg, pres)

Examples!!
McKay: Ich liebe dich.
Sheppard: Ich liebe dich!
McKay: Ja, ich liebe dich!
Sheppard: O ja, ich liebe dich total!

Another example!!
Harry: Ich liebe dich.
Draco: Hm.
Harry: Liebst du mich?
Draco: Hmf.
Harry: Draco, liebst du mich? Liebst du mich total??
Draco: Nein.

(Guess what the 'nein' means from context!!!)

Third example:
Ron: Harry, Draco liebt dich nicht. (guess from context!!!)
Harry: Er liebt mich nicht?
Ron: Nein, er liebt dich nicht. Er liebt dich total nicht.
Harry: Buhuuhuuu.
Ron: Harry! Er liebt dich nicht! Aber... ich liebe dich.
Harry: Ich liebe dich nicht!
Ron: Argh!



Non-worksafe verb! Whee!
ficken = to fuck

Remember the endings? Ich ficke. Du fickst. Er fickt. Same as 'ich liebe' etc. Which makes sense, does it not?!

Example:
Ron fickt Harry. Er fickt ihn. O ja!
Ron liebt Harry. Er liebt ihn.
Aber Harry liebt Ron nicht. Er liebt ihn total nicht!
Aber er fickt ihn. O ja.

Second example:
Merlin: Arthur, fickst du mich?
Arthur: Nein.
Merlin: Arthur, fickst du mich?
Arthur: Nein!
Merlin: Arthur, Arthur, Arthur! Ich ficke dich!
Arthur: OK.

Third example:
Orlando liebt Dominic. Er fickt ihn.
Elijah liebt Dominic. Er fickt ihn.
Billy liebt Dominic. Er fickt ihn.
Fickt Viggo Dominic? Nein, er fickt ihn nicht.
Dominic: "Viggo, ich liebe dich! Fickst du mich?"
Viggo: "Nein."
Dominic: "Orlando! Elijah! Billy!"
Orlando fickt Viggo. Elijah fickt Viggo. Billy fickt Viggo.
Viggo: "Argh."



End of lesson! Did you figure out those two words from the context? 'Nein', 'nicht' and 'aber'??? Translate them in comments!!!!

Also, pictures to illustrate any of the above will be greatly appreciated for, ahem, pedagogic purposes.

Homework: Comment with a dialogue on the above model, substituting pairings of your choice.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

... I'm already stuck doing little J doodles for my only Xmas present and now you tempt me with images from school book illustrations floating in my head.

Esp. considering how tiny their dicks must be to make the other unsure whether they are being fucked or not ;P

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

*bursts out laughing*

It is difficult to construct subtle and complex interactions, using only very basic vocab and grammar... And I was using the present tense to mean the future but, um, didn't really make this clear.

But hey, small dicks! That can be the next lessons: onwards to the wonders of the adjective!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Fickst Du mich?
Tut mir leid, dass mein Schwanz so klein ist.
Ich liebe dich trotzdem!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Okay, you've clearly zoomed ahead in the lesson plan and have already mastered the dative construction, secondary clauses, verb position and adverbs!

Ten out of ten!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

I have? Seriously?

I also spent quite some time this stressful morning imagining illustrations to that dialogue, Ms Teacher!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Can you do more than imagine and draw them???? *lusts*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

I probably could. I've still got some explicit J_R drawings even. But I'm rather jaded ... I would draw you something right now but I honestly hurt the raw flesh under my nails with the hard wax and even typing hurts. But I wanna type and draw now - of course :)

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

I took German and 'cause a lot of the people i meet near here speak only Spanish, have at times regretted it. Thank you for a blast from the past as it were

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Do post a similar lesson in Spanish!!! *can't wait*

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

I truly thought it was er liebt ihm. Gut zu wissen, danke. :D
Viggo: "Argh." LOL!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Oh no, dative construction (ihm) comes much later in our lesson plan. One can do much with the accusative (ihn); indeed, the more I think about it, the slashier that particular declension becomes.

*g*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

That reminds me of the illustrations I made for the distinction between "ich setze ihn auf DEN Sessel" and "er sitzt auf DEM Sessel". I was going to use bed, but it gets more confusing with the DAS there, so it's not sexy and um pointless oh what am I doing here groan

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Ich setze mich auf deinen Schwanz. Jetzt sitze ich auf deinem Schwanz.

Ende der Lektion.

Fleißaufgabe

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Komm, setz dich - ja, ja, ja, du sitzt auf meinem Schwanz, du geiles Ding.

Re: Fleißaufgabe

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Er ist geil.
Ich bin geil.
Du bist geil.
Das Ding ist geil.
Geil und steil.

Re: Fleißaufgabe

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Steiles Ding, gell?


(Still no drawings. Mind-mapping in the literal sense needs to be invented asap).

[reading-is-in.livejournal.com]

Guten Tag! Wie gehts? (A-Level German over here). Thanks for adding me as friend, I'll add you back now. In answer to your q: I'm British, and over here LOTR is the default fandom for young teens. Which I was once. Ten years ago now. Yikes.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I, too, am in the Greenwich Mean Time Zone (and very mean it is) but was way past teendom when I discovered lotrips and fell into it head over sensible-height heels. I thought the default fandom over here for t'young uns is Buffy, NSYNC or X-Factor/Jedward?? But 'tis true, back in the day, lotrips had a lot of teeny slashers but they came from all over the world. No idea re Lotr, I stayed for such a short time as one seemed to have to know Sindarin.

*waves at fellow meantimer*

[junalele.livejournal.com]

I can#t even...*howls with laughter...oh ja!*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[junalele.livejournal.com]

Well, it's always a good idea to use examples that connect with the students and motivate them. You certainly hit the mark there. *cackles*