i am a bad fan: how did i not know this? Cristiano = dad!

[lobelia321]

Apparently, Cristiano Ronaldo is now a father!!!

• How did I not know this??!

• How did anybody not know this?

• Well, this baby was not produced by a WAG!

• This baby was produced by an 'anonymous American'.

• The dad has exclusive custody.

• The dad, in true webs-fashion, announced the news (get this) on Twitter. And Facebook.

How, I ask you, is this not fanfic sprung to life? I mean 'anonymous American...' We all know what that's a euphemism for.

!!!

Comments

[cista.livejournal.com]

I think everyone is still in shock, and his house man is too unattractive for fangirls.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Houseman?? *looks interested*

Since when have fangirls been interested in looks?? *cackles maniacally and remembers Wayne/Cristiano...*

[cista.livejournal.com]

Looking up his book, while he was in Manchester he had his brother in law Ze and cousin Nuno living with and looking after him. Nuno is a special cousin. Only they know his most intimate side.

Now it is Chriska.

[vasiliki.livejournal.com]

Do you mean that she was a surrogate and not a whore or an ex-fan (perhaps underage?) who didn't want custody of the kid?!?! Wow, he seems too young for becoming a father via a surrogate! Michael Jackson was over 30 at the time...

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

No, no, I did not mean surrogate. I meant mpreg, omg. Who would have thought it???!

*snorfles*

[junalele.livejournal.com]

I know. So surprised. But I'm glad that it's not so much us having neglected our fangirlish duties but him keeping things private and under wraps. Huh.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if this is a good thing (yes, private life, good) or a bad thing (zealous fangirls should ferret out everything!!!). But mpreg, omg.

[junalele.livejournal.com]

Well for me this is easy as mpreg still remains one of the few things in fandom that make me shudder in instant horror. ;)