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lobelia321"We must stop meeting like this, Rich."
"No, we mustn't. We have seventy-four more meetings with similar agenda scheduled for thush year. I have to keep absolutely on track with what's happening in the latest latex design developments."
"Especially the tongue, eh?"
"Yes, Lawrence, especially the tongue. And as you know, there is only one way to test tongue viability."
"The problem, Rich..."
"Yus?"
"Every time you do that tongue-test thing, something else of mine gets tested as well. I can't sort of help it."
"I see. But how is that a problem, Lawrence?"
"Well, I guess it's not really a problem. But what with the vaseline-rubbing and the tongue-testing and all... After a bit, a man needs some relief. You know."
"I understand. And I see that it is the sort of dilemma that cannot be discussed in one of our project-development-evaluation meetings. But be assured, I do appreciate the hard work you have to do for this role and I feel for the predicament you find yourself in. "
"Oh, cut the bs for once, Rich."
"Lawrence: I will take personal responsibility for relieving you."
"Geez, mate. Does that mean what I think it means?"
"Just don't tell anyone else. Now let me start by testing that tongue of yours..."
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"No, we mustn't. We have seventy-four more meetings with similar agenda scheduled for thush year. I have to keep absolutely on track with what's happening in the latest latex design developments."
"Especially the tongue, eh?"
"Yes, Lawrence, especially the tongue. And as you know, there is only one way to test tongue viability."
"The problem, Rich..."
"Yus?"
"Every time you do that tongue-test thing, something else of mine gets tested as well. I can't sort of help it."
"I see. But how is that a problem, Lawrence?"
"Well, I guess it's not really a problem. But what with the vaseline-rubbing and the tongue-testing and all... After a bit, a man needs some relief. You know."
"I understand. And I see that it is the sort of dilemma that cannot be discussed in one of our project-development-evaluation meetings. But be assured, I do appreciate the hard work you have to do for this role and I feel for the predicament you find yourself in. "
"Oh, cut the bs for once, Rich."
"Lawrence: I will take personal responsibility for relieving you."
"Geez, mate. Does that mean what I think it means?"
"Just don't tell anyone else. Now let me start by testing that tongue of yours..."
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Date: 2003-02-27 04:08 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-02-27 05:08 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-02-27 04:57 am (UTC)"I understand. And I see that it is the sort of dilemma that cannot be discussed in one of our project-development-evaluation meetings. But be assured, I do appreciate the hard work you have to do for this role and I feel for the predicament you find yourself in. "
Hah! This is absolutely how he talks! Circumlocatory sentences that *never end*!
From Google (ahem) I see he seems to give a lot of talks and speeches and forums and such. Maybe we should save up and hire him? He could be the keynote speaker at an ELFcon :g:
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Date: 2003-02-27 05:06 am (UTC)God, how much do you reckon he costs? This hadn't occurred to me: rent-a-weta.
He could be the keynote speaker at an ELFcon :
ELF con??? But where are the sfx? (Mind you, Hetty's hairdo, I'm sure, takes some doing.) We need an ORCcon. We need a nude-maquette-con. He should bring along the actual models used and *demonstrate* on their naked bods. He doesn't seem averse to fondling lads in public, heh.
Or maybe ELFcon, after all. Because he could explain how HW could be redone for the 3rd millennium with lots of costume wizardry for both Dom and Derek plus of course the usual hands-on demos on said actors/playwrights.
Do you think we could bribe Dom with a couple of mangrove trees?
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Date: 2003-02-27 05:16 am (UTC)ELFcon mainly because we wouldn't have to invite anyone else...but the hands-on demos sound very interesting. With audience participation? And I'm sure there is a lot of technological wizardy involved in cantilevering Hetty's maternal bosom into place. It would keep them in maquettes and complicated computer simulations of stress tolerances for weeks!
Site recs? Nope, they're all really dull and I still, after weeks of looking, don't know how old he is. Am beginning to suspect he sprang, fully-formed, from the ground like an orc.
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Date: 2003-02-27 05:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-02-27 05:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-02-27 05:13 am (UTC)Oh, and the look of abandon on Richard's face...
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Date: 2003-02-27 05:23 am (UTC)May I crawl at your feet in gratitude some more? Look, mummy, no hands!
I'm so proud of you!!! *puffs out chest and smiles fondly*
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Date: 2003-02-28 09:44 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-02-27 09:19 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-02-28 09:45 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-02-28 09:45 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-03-02 08:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-02-27 03:40 pm (UTC)And how reassuring to see that WETA espouse a hands-on approach to quality.
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Date: 2003-02-28 09:46 am (UTC)