Orc-lust

[lobelia321]

You want to shag the Uruk-Hai! And probably all of
them too, right? *wink wink*


Which Helm's Deep soldier do you wanna shag?
brought to you by Quizilla

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I knew it! Heh, and I didn't even tweak *that* much... But God, nothing is Manlier than an Orc. And I saw the Making of video again (courtesy of the ever-wonderful lazulus and there they are, with their jokey T-shirts and tired eyes and muscles und that dude doing that *dance* in full orc-gear... my god, it's *him*. If there's anyone I want to shag, it's *that orc*. Oh, and Richard Taylor. Who made them all.

But Quizilla: that pic is not of an Orc, I don't think....??

Comments

[badgermonkey.livejournal.com]

That quiz is Sick and Wrong. Wrong and shockingly inaccurate, I tell you.

Yeah, I got bloody Legolas.

Wrong!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Mwuahahahah!! You just didn't *tweak* properly! Or, hahah, you allowed the Inner You to shine forth!

Mwuahhha. It's the long flowing hair, isn't it? The elegant arrow action? Action des fleches... hahah. *chokes on her nasi goreng*

That quiz is entirely accurate and wonderful and the first quiz I've taken that even *included* orcs!

On the other hand, if you got "bloody" Legolas, that might redeem the situation. Because his lily skin sullied by great streaks of rusty blood, and gashed and torn, and his face all scratched up, and.. actually, who knows if elf blood is rusty, could be anything.

But you can see where I'm going with this... Stop, I say, stop.

[badgermonkey.livejournal.com]

you allowed the Inner You to shine forth!

Well, clearly my Inner Me is Sick and Wrong then. Anyway, there were no hobbits to choose from, what with them being more concerned with action des arbres than fleches. A lack of hobbits clearly confuses my inner me and makes it sad and prone to bad quiz-answering decisions.

Bloody Legolas, though, could be more interesting than "Like you just stepped out of the salon" Legolas. Or is that supposed to be after I've finished with him?

No. Eww.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Or is that supposed to be after I've finished with him?


Ack, this hadn't even occurred to me! Full-on BDSM and het! Um... I'm not continuing with this because LJ is sort of public and this could go seriously non-PC... But, heh, you can imagine the dialogue.

Now, I notice you havent' actually *posted* the result of your quiz.... *eyes suspiciously empty Badgermonkey LJ*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Why do I hit buttons before I'm finished?

Well, clearly my Inner Me is Sick and Wrong then.
Yes. Please! I'll have one of those. (Who'd have thought the day would come when an Uruk-hai was considered quite proper but a Legolas "sick and wrong"? Mwuahahh.)

action des arbres
Hah! This sounds a) like a supermarket chain; and b) like a fic title. Hoho. And, er, when did you last slash a hobbit? With another hobbit? Oh, yes, I remember, Billy and Dom in a tent. That was fun. Action des Heinz soupes.

[badgermonkey.livejournal.com]

heh, you can imagine the dialogue.

"Not so pretty *now*, are we, Elf-boy?"

"No, Demelza."

:kicks Legolas in head with stiletto heel:

"I told you to call me Miss! And stop combing your hair when I'm talking to you! And shut your mouth!"

Hee, that could be fun...