Xander Berkeley

[lobelia321]

Just watched "24" and tried to will the TV-crew's cameras ten inches downwards but American prudery prevented us from seeing Xander Berkeley's naked bum.

That man is the sexiest thing in that show.

The only problem: what kind of parents call their child "Xander"?

And I swear I don't do this on purpose. I saw, I drooled, I googled. I came up with: pathetically few hits. Two (count'em, 2) pics. No pics of Xandy's pecs. Very disappointing. I am condemned to the niche market of the Rare and the Roaring -- and I pick 'em without even knowing it.

Here he is:


Or, if link kaputt: http://www.geocities.com/lobelia40/xanderberkeley.jpg
Or, if all links kerplooie: http://us.imdb.com/Name?Berkeley,+Xander

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"Quick, Jack, defuse that bomb!"

"I'm too busy looking at that delicious bald patch of yours, Xan."

"But the lives of hundreds of people are at stake!"

"Didn't you say you'd breathed in plutonium and had a week max to live? We should make the most of it..."

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EDIT: Yes, how braindead am I. That shouldn't read "Xan", of course, but "George". *hits head to get fps and rps unmuddled*
Heh, but nobody spotted it!

Comments

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

Ah, now. Interesting. He was in 'Wolf Lake', possibly the worst piece of television I've ever seen in my life. So bad I was compelled to watch it. It was about a town with a lake and a bunch of werewolves. That's all I can remember. Hmm. Will have to investigate.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Werewolves!! Sounds promising. Huahua.

Omg, I'm *not* watching werewolves.

[cupiscent.livejournal.com]

There's a Xander in one of my classes. Alexander, shortened. American's y'know. Weird.

[cupiscent.livejournal.com]

Aaah! Pretend I didn't just grossly misuse that apostrophe. This class is making my brain leak out my ears.

*apologises gratuitously to the apostrophe* Nice Dee; nice apostrophe. Yess, yess.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Eeek, I didn't want to know that! My son is called Alexander (well, actually, both my sons are called Alexander... yes, it's a long story); it's a gorgeous name and I hope nobody in the future ever thinks of bastardising it and turning it into Xander... Ack!!

Just to make you feel better: Il'l have two tomatoe's, please.

[rezza-abezza.livejournal.com]

My grand-dad's name was Alexander, and he was known to many of his friends as Xander. So it's not just an American thing. I like the abbreviation myself, but that's just me.