JRD + Bern 4 evah
Mar. 15th, 2003 03:59 pmThere's an interview with John Rhys-Davies here .
The man is one big hunk of slashiness!
Two reasons why:
1) Everyone always goes on about the pouty one's *back injury*. Well, JRD has got a back injury, too (so there) plus scars all over his body (and he shows them to his interviewer!) plus near-death experiences, including a *plane crash* in the jungles of Africa.
Oh, it's just too Romantic for words.
2) Listen to the man:
RHYS-DAVIES: (Speaking directly into the tape recorder, he says:) Now listen up girls! Orlando Bloom. Very dishy! (And laughs.) Viggo Mortensen... dream!
We've got some other very handsome men, too – Bernard Hill, for instance, who I think is superb and magnificent in this. Every bit of casting in this film is actually first-class. And Karl Urban. Wonderful casting and rightly so because the film is in some way about beauty and sex appeal. (He laughs.) But I don't think a dwarf qualifies too much among those lines.
May I just repeat for those too befuddled by the word 'Orlando' to notice the rich vein of slash here:
We've got some other very handsome men, too – Bernard Hill, for instance.
Oh my god. The other John (Noble) is going to be *so* jealous. Hm, so that's what went on at Helm's Deep....
Also, speaking of Bern, why has still nobody slashed the TTT moment in the Golden Hall:
Viggo to Bern: "You'll feel much better once you have a sword in your hand."
Yeah. Indeed. So: whose sword?
The man is one big hunk of slashiness!
Two reasons why:
1) Everyone always goes on about the pouty one's *back injury*. Well, JRD has got a back injury, too (so there) plus scars all over his body (and he shows them to his interviewer!) plus near-death experiences, including a *plane crash* in the jungles of Africa.
Oh, it's just too Romantic for words.
2) Listen to the man:
RHYS-DAVIES: (Speaking directly into the tape recorder, he says:) Now listen up girls! Orlando Bloom. Very dishy! (And laughs.) Viggo Mortensen... dream!
We've got some other very handsome men, too – Bernard Hill, for instance, who I think is superb and magnificent in this. Every bit of casting in this film is actually first-class. And Karl Urban. Wonderful casting and rightly so because the film is in some way about beauty and sex appeal. (He laughs.) But I don't think a dwarf qualifies too much among those lines.
May I just repeat for those too befuddled by the word 'Orlando' to notice the rich vein of slash here:
We've got some other very handsome men, too – Bernard Hill, for instance.
Oh my god. The other John (Noble) is going to be *so* jealous. Hm, so that's what went on at Helm's Deep....
Also, speaking of Bern, why has still nobody slashed the TTT moment in the Golden Hall:
Viggo to Bern: "You'll feel much better once you have a sword in your hand."
Yeah. Indeed. So: whose sword?
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Date: 2003-03-15 08:25 am (UTC)and the ttt thing hmm i dont know because bernard hill is so damn sexy. i know most of the peops laugh at me but i think hes sexy :) and then this scean with the sword yeah i think there should be slash about them.
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Date: 2003-03-15 10:18 am (UTC)Have you considered joining my list yet?
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/manly_men/
Just a thought. *g*
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Date: 2003-03-16 07:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-03-15 01:55 pm (UTC)Thank you for pointing us to the interview!
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Date: 2003-03-15 05:40 pm (UTC)But yeah, thanks for that link. I just had a blast reading the article. And my love for that man has been strenghtened (or however you spell that...)
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Date: 2003-03-16 08:30 am (UTC)*pants with excitement*
Now I need pics of the both of them and there'll be no holding me back.
Hm, perhaps I could mix Bern in there somehow, too. Because, interestingly, JRD doesn't mention Dom among his list of sexy men so it must all be unrequited, and while Dom pines away, JRD has fun with Bern - oh, and I totally forgot about Kiran... and Brett, JRD's stand-in....
*goes off with swirling head*