curly implosion

[lobelia321]

Late as ever, I just found this:

http://orlandomultimedia.net/images/party/flaunt.html

*implodes*

(Warning to badgermonkey: do not click on above link.)

Questions:

- Who is the blonde woman he's talking to?
- Who is the burly bare-armed man he's talking to?
- Where is the superglue that, according to sheldrake,keeps the f.l. (forelock) in place?

Comments

[qthelights.livejournal.com]

hm someone had the link to these on one of the image places and it said one of the blonde girls was charlize theron.. and I forget who they said the man was.. someone I didn't recognise the name of...

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Charlize Theron?

This is a real name and not an LJ tag?

Re:

[qthelights.livejournal.com]

it is indeed a real name.. though of course I may have the spelling wrong.. I've never really liked her as an actor for some reason..

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

No, she is obviously an evil bitch from hell, wtf OMG hands off OLRLI fuk u Charlize 4 evah bint from wagga wagga 111 wtf @-@

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[qthelights.livejournal.com]

*L* well I didn't like her way before she was ever in a pic with Orli.. Actually saw her in movies and what not..

[ia-ne.livejournal.com]

It might be her, but I'm not sure. She's South African, maybe that's an excuse for the name?

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

It is her, it said in that press link thingy. Er, since when do I believe in the press? Ack.

*stares at forelock some more*

[cupiscent.livejournal.com]

ROFL!

If she's from Wagga, I bet everyone calls her Chazza.

(Orli is so pretty I have to go away and stop looking now, or I won't be responsible for my actions.)

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Chazza!

I love it.

Orli knows someone called Chazza.

Um. No, he doesn't. We just collaboratively made that up.

*attempts to haul self back to reality*

*remembers that reality has Orli in it*

*spirals away into ether, holding onto t'S.F.L.* (t'Sacred ForeLock)

[cupiscent.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, some things just resonate with such vivid brilliance that they must be true.

In other words: Reality is overrated. Except for the parts with Orli and that gorgeous hair in it.

[(Anonymous)]

1) Definitely Charlize (some of the picture also have her boyfriend Stuart Townsend in them)

2) The burly guy is the founder of the magazine. Look at the picture with the girl in it standing in front of huge pics of Orlando. Looks like he's going to be in the magazine soon. Didn't they do a cool layout of Viggo not that long ago?

3) I'd love to know. I could use some forelock gel myself!

[crazybutsound]

Ooooo, I didn't know Charlize and Stuart Townsend were dating! I adore them both, actually. I loved her to death the first time I saw her in The Devil's Advocate. She was absolutely gorgeous and amazingly good, I thought. I've seen her a lot since then. One Woody Allen (in which she was very funny), one sucky movie with Johnny Depp (I've forgotten all the titles, lol), and a couple more I can't remember. I find that she's usually good, even when the movie is crappy.

As for Stuart, he was adorable in one of my fave movies ever: Shooting Fish. If you've never seen it, I highly recommend it.

But heeeee! I do love them both and I think they make a cute couple.

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

1. As we have established, evil bitch from Hell. The nice bit of Hell, though, obviously.

2. This is Orli's acting teacher. Today they've been doing 'gestures'. You can see Orli trying some of the gestures out in the later pics. Burly acting teacher thinks they probably need more practice. Later. Just the two of them.

3. As we know, Orli is a bit of a pansy. He's not manly enough to actually use Superglue, although if he told people he glued his forelock in place, he'd tell them he used Superglue to do it. Actually he uses Pritt Stick, which is gentle on his skin. You see in the early pics, where he's got his hands in his pockets? Fingering the Pritt Stick just in case. You'll notice in the later pictures he looks a bit solemn. This is because the f.l. has become unglued. But he's in public, talking to a nice girl from Hell! He can't just whip out the Pritt Stick, or everyone will know! He's waiting for a convenient moment to nip to the loos and apply the non-sticky-sticky-stuff. Burly acting teacher stands by, just in case Orli needs any help.