curly implosion

[lobelia321]

Late as ever, I just found this:

http://orlandomultimedia.net/images/party/flaunt.html

*implodes*

(Warning to badgermonkey: do not click on above link.)

Questions:

- Who is the blonde woman he's talking to?
- Who is the burly bare-armed man he's talking to?
- Where is the superglue that, according to sheldrake,keeps the f.l. (forelock) in place?

Comments

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

No, she is obviously an evil bitch from hell, wtf OMG hands off OLRLI fuk u Charlize 4 evah bint from wagga wagga 111 wtf @-@

Re:

[qthelights.livejournal.com]

*L* well I didn't like her way before she was ever in a pic with Orli.. Actually saw her in movies and what not..

[ia-ne.livejournal.com]

It might be her, but I'm not sure. She's South African, maybe that's an excuse for the name?

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

It is her, it said in that press link thingy. Er, since when do I believe in the press? Ack.

*stares at forelock some more*

[cupiscent.livejournal.com]

ROFL!

If she's from Wagga, I bet everyone calls her Chazza.

(Orli is so pretty I have to go away and stop looking now, or I won't be responsible for my actions.)

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Chazza!

I love it.

Orli knows someone called Chazza.

Um. No, he doesn't. We just collaboratively made that up.

*attempts to haul self back to reality*

*remembers that reality has Orli in it*

*spirals away into ether, holding onto t'S.F.L.* (t'Sacred ForeLock)

[cupiscent.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, some things just resonate with such vivid brilliance that they must be true.

In other words: Reality is overrated. Except for the parts with Orli and that gorgeous hair in it.