Are you sitting down? Good.

[lobelia321]

Orlando as a little boy.

From The Sun.












EDITED TO ADD: If for some reason, they're not showing, try going to the article, clicking on the links or pasting the links into the address bar:

http://www.geocities.com/lobelia40/obaged3.txt
http://www.geocities.com/lobelia40/obaged4.txt
http://www.geocities.com/lobelia40/obaged11.txt
http://www.geocities.com/lobelia40/obaged18.txt

MORE EDIT: I'm trying again with different links:












*pinches self*

The article also has some new bits. Of especial interest to self (who is currently mesmerised by career!Orli) are the details about his salary. And, *waves frantically at freyafloyd: you were so right about his public school upbringing! Like, you know, he's probably even read the bleedin' Iliad, like.

*sits in state of stunnedness*

thejennabides: Are you still breathing?

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[cherry-glitter.livejournal.com]

A list of various things he's broken is in this article:

"I'm very accident-prone. I've broken my back, my ribs, my nose, both my legs, my arm, my wrist, a finger and a toe and cracked my skull three times."

And the virginity story comes from a Rolling Stone article:

" 'I was always meeting really cool European chicks,' says Bloom, who lost his virginity to 'an English rose' at fourteen. He's had a way with women ever since."

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

*speechless*