Orc-lust

You want to shag the Uruk-Hai! And probably all of
them too, right? *wink wink*


Which Helm's Deep soldier do you wanna shag?
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I knew it! Heh, and I didn't even tweak *that* much... But God, nothing is Manlier than an Orc. And I saw the Making of video again (courtesy of the ever-wonderful lazulus and there they are, with their jokey T-shirts and tired eyes and muscles und that dude doing that *dance* in full orc-gear... my god, it's *him*. If there's anyone I want to shag, it's *that orc*. Oh, and Richard Taylor. Who made them all.

But Quizilla: that pic is not of an Orc, I don't think....??

Xander Berkeley

Just watched "24" and tried to will the TV-crew's cameras ten inches downwards but American prudery prevented us from seeing Xander Berkeley's naked bum.

That man is the sexiest thing in that show.

The only problem: what kind of parents call their child "Xander"?

And I swear I don't do this on purpose. I saw, I drooled, I googled. I came up with: pathetically few hits. Two (count'em, 2) pics. No pics of Xandy's pecs. Very disappointing. I am condemned to the niche market of the Rare and the Roaring -- and I pick 'em without even knowing it.

Here he is:


Or, if link kaputt: http://www.geocities.com/lobelia40/xanderberkeley.jpg
Or, if all links kerplooie: http://us.imdb.com/Name?Berkeley,+Xander

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"Quick, Jack, defuse that bomb!"

"I'm too busy looking at that delicious bald patch of yours, Xan."

"But the lives of hundreds of people are at stake!"

"Didn't you say you'd breathed in plutonium and had a week max to live? We should make the most of it..."

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EDIT: Yes, how braindead am I. That shouldn't read "Xan", of course, but "George". *hits head to get fps and rps unmuddled*
Heh, but nobody spotted it!