FICLET: "Making tea" (Orli/teabag) G

FICLET: "Making tea"

Author: Lobelia; lobelia40@yahoo.com
Pairing: Orlando Bloom / teabag
Category: Gen (Yes! Inspired by mcee's genfic challenge!)
A/N: Introducing Boring!Orli!

( One day, Orli woke up. The ceiling was white. )

FICLET: 2/? Taking a shower (Orli / wart) PG

FICLET: "Taking a Shower"
SERIES: Nr. 2 of the Boring!Orli storyverse. Nr 1 is here .

Author: Lobelia; lobelia40@yahoo.com
Pairing: Orlando Bloom / wart
Category: More genfic.
A/N: Continuing the story of Boring!Orli's day. Thanks to hjartad for trivia on mud. This installment is for badgermonkey, to celebrate her coming of age as a Proper Teacher.


( Somewhat later, Orli walked from the kitchen into the bathroom )

FICLET: 3/? "Making Plans" (Orli / Johnny / Viggo) PG

FICLET: "Making Plans"
SERIES: Nr. 3 of the Boring!Orli storyverse. Nr 2 is here.

Author: Lobelia; lobelia40@yahoo.com
Pairing: Orlando Bloom / Johnny Depp / Viggo Mortensen
Category: Still within the realms of genfic.
Summary: Orli interacts with humans.
A/N: The plot thickens. Oh, I'm on a roll here.
This installment is for orlisbunny who asked for it.

( An undefined time later, the phone rang. Orli picked it up. )

FICLET: 4/? "Taking a Walk"

FICLET: "Taking a Walk"
SERIES: Nr. 4 of the Boring!Orli storyverse. Nr 3 is here .
Author: Lobelia; lobelia40@yahoo.com
Pairing: Orlando Bloom / blood
WARNING: Intimations of het.

A/N: Drama! Action! Mayhem!
This one's for cupiscent who had palpitations.

( The short and the long hands on the analogue clockface above the kitchen door pointed to the 1 and the 12 respectively.  )

On writing: sjuzhet/fabula

Boring!Orli has eaten my brain.

Somewhere along the line, Malta was shunted to second place and boring!Orli leaped to the fore! He was unstoppable! He invaded my head, and ficlet after ficlet rolled out in logorrhoeic uberty.

(Note: I discovered the word 'uberty' today. It is archaic and arcane, 16th century, and means "fertility, fruitfulness, abundance". As in: Orli's hair blew in the breeze, in all its crampant uberty. Outré, or what?)

Am rather touched by friendly response to this madness. It types itself straight into the LJ 'event' box, bypassing betas and 'go' and the Mayfair hotels. My brain seems to be reading the comments carefully and factoring them into sequels in devious ways. *g*

And can I say it again: Congrats to badgermonkey Hooray!

( sjuzhet and fabula )