FICLET: 5/? "Sitting on a Chair" (Orli/parcel)

FICLET: "Sitting on a Chair"
SERIES: Nr. 5 of the Boring!Orli storyverse. Nr 4 is here.
Author: Lobelia; lobelia40@yahoo.com
Pairing: Orlando Bloom / parcel

( Orli sat on a chair. )

Dom in gainful employment

Ack! I just found out from hjartad's LJ that Dominic is going to be in another movie! It's sci-fi! It's called The Purifiers! It's going to be directed by Richard Jobson (whoever he is).

And: it's going to be filmed in Milton Keynes!

*dies*

Maybe for once, in the footsteps of thejennabides, we inhabitants of Britain's slash hub of the Southeast will be able to do actor stalking!!

Milton fucking Keynes! So far known to me only as the HQ of the Open University.

Pic of a dorky fanboy

( Dom is a fanboy! And Orli is crampand. )

morgue

LiveJournal is a morgue.

Everyone seems to be off reading Harry Potter or getting drunk with BBB.

I am completely uninterested in the new HP book.

*stares at Friends Page which resembles the M25 at 5 p.m. on a Friday*

Random spam to get traffic moving

I need an amaretto bottle.

I need it in order to empty it and to stuff it with Orli's curls.

I want to stuff my pillow with Orli's curls.

I want to *drape* myself in Orli's curls, like that painting of Rubens' wife, nude in a fur.

thejennabides understands the Lure of the Curl.