Aug. 21st, 2003

lobelia321: (orli this big)
T'hubster, approaching imac: "What are all these pictures? Orlando Bloom?"

Lobelia: "Yeah. Potc premiere in L.A."

T'h, clicking his way through: "His good looks aren't going to last. Look at him here."

Lobelia, peering closely: "Hm. Well, Johnny Depp is already 40. I'll stick with him then."

T'h: "That's Johnny Depp? Is he good-looking?"

Lobelia: "He has good bone structure."

It is true! The photo in question did not show Mr Bloom in a flattering light. Indeed, it seemed to portend a double chin and sallow cheeks. Eeek, I'll have to feast myself on him now while I still can! Maybe [livejournal.com profile] novanumbernine's fictional prediction of middle-aged-hasbeen!Orli will come true!

*is strangely intrigued but also appalled*

Well, at least he'll always have his penis. (Or will he...?)

On the other hand, I look forward to all of my boys in 20 years' time. :-) Dom, I predict, will age phenomenally well. And Elijah can only improve.

ETA: I ordered The Truth about Demons (irrefutable or no) from amazon today. I was egged on by [livejournal.com profile] killerbuny (did I spell that right?). Karl-love! Come back to me!

Why are there no pics at all of Dom and Karl standing next to each other? This is most unsatisfactory. Could someone at the next premieres please sort of chivvy them in each other's general direction?

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