*Happy birthday, Calico!!*

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Happy birthday, dearest ukcalico!!!

*throws confetti*

I would love to present you with a story, just for you, but what with teaching starting and cool boys frightening me and sisters-in-law descending, I just haven't found the minutes to do it! Yet.

*smooches you madly*

what film?

I've decided to reward myself for my hard first teaching week by decadently going to see a movie on Friday *in the daytime*, while the kiddies are at school.

So, which one should I see?

1. Matchstick Men (Ridley!)
2. Young Adam (Ewan!)
3. Ned Kelly (Curls!)
4. Some other film

rumpelstiltskin

Weee!

I know natasha1805's real name!

( teaching angst )

university live de journal

I cannot post anything longer than a haiku-like telegram. *kicks broadband provider*

Contd from previous post:

And I have started devising a course entitled "Introduction to Slashy Droolage", accredited from the University of Live De Journal. Registration will open soon. Prerequisites: A vagina or equivalent.

Bwuahahahah. I'll have exams and everything!!! (Question nr. 5: "How many curls can you count on the head of Mr Bloom in one of the following Malta pics? Extra credit given for enumeration of underarm and/or pubic curls. Counting the One Chest Curl does not gain marks."

*falls into bed exhausted once again*

pants

omg he dresses to the left!!

Thank you, cinzia for this link.

Now my brain has got to figure out what to do with this revelation.