irreverent jim knopf

Now that children's fiction is up for slashy grabs (Harry Potter fandom and resonant8's recent Astrid Lindgren fic are just two examples), here's a thought for the Germans out there:

How about some Jim Knopf?



Jim/Lukas would seem to be the standard Viggorli or Remus/Harry kind of combination.

Totally canon: Nepomuk/Uschaurischuum.
Herr Aermel/Koenig Alfons-der-Viertelvorzwoelfte.

Rare pairings: Lormoral/Oberbonze Pi Pa Po!
Herr Aermel/Herr Tur Tur!
Ping Pong/little eskimo boy!

Fem would be catered for via Lisi/Sursulapitschi. Or, indeed, Frau Malzahn/Frau Waas.

For the incest kink: Emma/Molly! Lokcest.
And of course, absolutely orgiastic twincests: pirates, pirates, pirates! (And 100 percent canon, too!)

Plenty of interspecies for all tastes: we have Scheinriesen, people, merpeople, locomotives, and dragons galore.

There's something for everyone: a cast of thousands, a ready-made world, teh pretty and teh rugged'n'rough, teh manly and teh ephebic, and teh totally and utterly insane.

*cackles in horror at vision created by self*

Oh, and the rants one could have about bookverse vs TV-puppetverse vs TV-cartoonverse vs audiocassetteverse!