half the blood is twice the prince

Okay. I am not planning to buy or even read the HBP. But I believe it is out sometime now or tomorrow or Saturday. So: the first person to hit me with a spoilerific plot summary in two paragraphs will get a PRIZE! I want to know the rough outlines in order to understand fic and in order to, er, modify my own fic (or not). Especially, I need to know what canon has made of Dudley, Petunia and Dudley's gang, of Lucius and Narcissa, and I need to know who has died.

Er, the prize. What is it, you ask? Um. Nominate something and I will see if I can comply...

So, anyone resistant to HP spoilerdom, be warned: do not click beyond this post in case someone has posted all!

*winks and nudges madly at Laz!!!!!*

i am constitutionally evolved to live in qatar

I love this heat! I love, love, love it! T'h claims to be suffering. I say, hah, in this country you suffer 1 percent of the year while I suffer 99 percent of the year!

*basks*