please rec a fic

I haven't read any fanfic for at least one year.

Can you recommend something, o wise flist, to get me back into the swing of things? Something that's not too long, not too cracky (because I won't "get" the crack, having been out of it for so long) but can be any fandom, including strange new ones.

Can be a bit older, too. Chances are that if it's been written since April 2008, I won't have read it.

Thank you!!

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This will teach me. I had the notion that my LJ had gone eerily quiet and blamed it all on defections to DW. Then I read all the comments I got for a recent post and had to come to the sheepish conclusions, that it is not you who have defected but I who have been remiss.

I have buried Freinds in the depth of arcane custom filters and I have not commented as I ought and I haven't, in fact, a clue of what's going on in the worlds of fandom.

So, mea culpa and I am off to mend my ways. :-)

In other news, I have ( also had an identity crisis so scroll swiftly past )