VID RECS: see the hunks walk, hear the hunks talk, and most of all: see him WEEP

[lobelia321]

Okay, finally some lovely soul has uploaded the Holland:Portugal C.Ronaldo weepfest onto you.tube! If you've been seeing my journal, you've been seing my weepfest pics, and now see them in motion. omg, *is so, so dead* This was the slashiest moment of my televisual life; it was up there with David Brent playing the guitar in The Office>. I was an emotional droolpuddle!!

Cristiano Ronaldo injured and weeping.
It's got: hurt, hurt/comfort, weepfest, perverse voyeurism of man going down, physio/footballer, close-ups of The Thigh. And at the end, omg, you get to hear him talk right at the end. In his, apparently, very strong Madeiran accent for wot he was teased as a kid. Not that I can pick a strong Madeiran accent but you know me: give me long enough and I will be able to proffer linguistic disquisitions on all things Lusitanian.
Drawbacks: Somewhat odd editing.

And here's a comparison with Brazilian Portuguese: some clips of Kaká talking!
Kaka talking and, alas, embracing his wife.
I find the accents quite different. Hah, even I non-Portuguese speaker can hear that. Brazilian, I must say, sounds gorgeous, so laid back and lilting. I love all those drawled nasal ãos. Hmm, I'm glad I haven't posted my fic yet because I will go back and adjust my accent-descriptions. (Nothing if not a pedant.)

And this, ladies, this is the killer:
C.Ronaldo in Pepe Jeans ad
This is the video whence derive all those hunk pics of C.Ronaldo with model Jessica Miller on a beach. It's a bit of a would-be arty-farty ad but OMG, Cristiano!!!! Topless! Flashing hints of arse! Close-up of nipples! Pouty profile! *is totally dead*

Comments

[wanderlost.livejournal.com]

*hyperventilates* *hasn't even clicked a link yet*

[wanderlost.livejournal.com]

He's gutted me. That first video. :( I just...he cries, and his one trainer spends most of the time wiping away his tears. Such a sweet boy.

Oh Kaka.

[junalele.livejournal.com]

Argh! I really need a faster internet connection. Modem ist echt nervig! Ich sage nur Stunden später. *grummel*

But I'm being patient, waiting to at least get to see the modelling thing because holy beeping christ! The rest has to wait because I really should try to get a decent night of sleep this time around so I can actually study tomorrow. Oh joy!

Oh, do you by any chance know how I can safe the clips from youtube.com?

[elaran.livejournal.com]

ARGH AM ON UNI COMPUTERS CANNOT WATCH EYE CANDY WOE =(

[blankversesfic.livejournal.com]

*sighs* I watch that pepe jeans one whenever work is sucking particularly hard.

*runs off to download the crying video* I've got my own mansion in the special hell now, you know? Complete with plasma screen tvs. You're welcom to stop by whenever you like. *grins*

[indecencia.livejournal.com]

I would've had such a hard time being that female model with such a lush male model next to me..
Am allowed to dream, am I not?